Caterina switched on her T.V and then her DVD player, she placed in Alice in Wonderland and then plopped down on her couch.
She pulled apart her packet of Smith's crinkle cut chicken chips and relished the first salty crisp on her tongue the same time the movie started.
((50 chips later))…
Every time she thought of the name Stephen Fry, she always recalled the character Reaver from Fable, because…well Stephen Fry was the voice actor for Reaver, the arrogant arsehole, oh but she loved her favourite game character. However this time another one of Fry's characters popped up on her T.V…Cheshire cat.
"I've always admired that hat" Hummed the cat in blue stripes, his aqua eyes scanning the Mad Hatters hat, he twirled his tail around lazily, grinning from ear to ear in the process. 'You always did fancy top hats didn't you…Reaver' Caterina thought, nibbling on a chip, her thought wasn't a question but very rhetorical. She thought again 'Why did I just call Cheshire cat, Reaver?' then 'Oh yeah, because Stephen Fry acts them out, that's why dumbarse' she laughed a bit at her thoughts, oh how nerdy she was at random times.
"Hello Ches" Hatter replied barely audible, sadness coating his words.
"Since you won't be needing it anymore…why don't you pass it on to me?" Oh wow, Cheshire cat sounded exactly like Reaver, the way he vibrated his last word, the way he extended his e's or rolled his r's so elegantly off his tongue.
Caterina was starting to get bored watching this movie, she switched it off and realised the time was 12:58 AM, "Shit I better get to bed" Just by saying that, she realised how tired she was…very.
((5 minutes later))
She slipped under her covers, getting all snuggly like, once she dosed off, she was having one of the most strangest yet funniest dreams ever: getting drunk with Reaver, Barry Hatch (his butler) and Cheshire cat.
And she swore that the next morning she had muddy cat footprints pressed into her bed, a vague smell of bile and a tall top hat sitting on her bedside table. Oh dear.
It was then she realised that this was not in fact…
A dream
A/N: Oh shit, that ending.