How To Write A Story Like Kubo Tite

by InsaneHoboLady

Have you ever considered that all of the fight scenes in Bleach follow the same template? This is how I reckon Kubo Tite wrote all of them.

How to Write a Story like Kubo Tite

A/N: I had a read of Bleach and then realised that EREVY FREAKING THING has the same plot. Enjoy!

To write a story easily, follow these easy steps:

Do your fight scenes follow this template?

Protagonist seeks fight with extremely powerful opponent

Protagonist gets PWNED!

Protagonist gets rescued by ally who is more powerful than opponent

Protagonist learns new skill

Protagonist uses new skill

Protagonist PWNS opponent.

If not, revise them so they do.

To find plot twists, read fanfiction about your story for comedic relief. Examples are:

IchixRuki

Pesche kills Aizen

Etc.

The plot must revolve around how speshul the protagonist is, like how he can achieve Bankai in three days, when it usually takes thousands of years. You must also draw these scenes out for as long as possible.

Broken English must be used in chapter titles. It doesn't matter if the title doesn't make sense! As long as it sounds cool, it's okay.

You are now on your way to write a novel/manga/crap like Kubo Tite.