pairings: at the moment I ish trying to decide lol
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot
Alice in wonderland, what to say about that movie. ITS ALL DRUG REFFRENCES!! The rabbit is supposed to be speed!! lol annnnyywaaaayyy. Not that I'm slandering Disney movie titles but here's a list of some naughty one :3
The Lion King - when Simba lays down at night the dust spells SEX for a moment
The Little Mermaid - In the very original cover the castle on the front had a penis in it. When Ariel and what-his-name are getting married the priest has an erection.
Aladdin - When Aladdin is on the balcony Raja is growling, Jasmine comes out to see who it is, if you turn the sound way up, in the background Aladdin whispers very quietly "Take off your clothes"
whew, I just had to get all that out and to let my fellow perverted people know!! If you have the movies go check it out!! lol but for now I'll talk about the story. I was listening to the song "Whit Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane and I really wanted to write a quick fic for it. It'll probably be only like three of four chapters long. So here it be peeps!! Enjoy!!
I'll be mixing in some of the original "Alice in Wonderland" characters placed as kingdom hearts characters.
One pill makes you larger and one pill
Makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't
do anything at all;
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and
you know your going to fall;
Tell em a hookah smoking caterpillar has
given you the call;
To call Alice, when she was just small
When the men on the chessboard get up
and tell you where to go;
And you've just had some kind of
mushroom, and your mind if moving low;
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know
When logic and proportion have fallen
sloppy dead;
And the white knight is talking backwards;
And the red queen's off with her head;
Remember what the dormouse said,
Feed your head, feed your head
-Jefferson Airplane-
Roxasstumbled slightly as he walked down the hallway. His mind in a fog as he did so. Using the wall as support he tumbled into the bathroom. Sure, lying that he wasn't feeling well was easy enough. His mother making him stay home was even better. But the pills his mother gave him didn't do anything at all. Turning the light on he started to riffle through the medicine cabinet. Anything to bring back the wonderful feeling that was lingering now. One pill could make him larger and another smaller. He had to find the right now, something to "expand" his mind. Putting his hands on the counter he closed his eyes, thinking hard in his haze. He knew he had some of his stash left somewhere. Only a matter f where he had hidden it.
Hastily stuffing things back he turned the light off and once again stumbled through the hallway. He could feel it wearing off. His thoughts piecing together, memories as he thought hard about where his stash was. Coming to his bedroom down the hallway, slinking in he dropped to his knees, a light bulb springing to life in his mind. Shuffling over to his desk he lay on his back and slid underneath. Reaching up behind the drawers to his left and his hand came in contact with something plastic. A goofy smile crossed his lips and he grabbed it, peeling it from behind the hiding place. A bag filled with an assortment of different pills came into view and he examined them, looking for the right one. Each something different, most from different dealers, his eyes fell on a light red almost pink pill and he dug into the bag eagerly. Pulling it out he popped it into his mouth, closing the bag and replacing it where it belonged.
Scooting out he rolled up, momentarily swaying, arms flailing out slightly he giggled. Flopping down on his bed, rolling around, giggling and laughing all the while till he finally settled on his side. Small giggles and smiles escaped to his lips and he let himself just float. He laid there, relishing the feeling till his body seemed to switch off. Appendages feeling heavy he closed his eyes, and felt himself slip away- into darkness.
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"Roxas…….. Roxas:" a soft voice called gently through his haze.
"It's time to wake up Roxas"
The person nudge him gently and the blonde stirred. Eyelashes fluttering he groaned, cringing he held his head.
"Whose there?" he mumbled.
"Wake up Roxas" they said again and h opened his eyes looking up.
"What the fuck!" he screamed jumping up, tangling back into his blankets as he did so.
Pulling the sheets away he craned his neck to look up. Standing before him was a seemingly ten foot tall blonde girl. A gentle smile on her features.
"Namine!?" he squeaked looking her over. "What're you wearing!?"
The petite girl was dressed in a blue dress, it fluffed out around her white stocking knees. A white apron tied around her waist. Her hair was held back by a black headband and it looked as though she had lipstick on. He looked down at himself, he seemed to be extremely tiny. Looking around it wasn't just Namine who had grown larger. His whole bedroom had super sized itself! Without him! How rude!
"Why am I so small!?" he asked looking at himself again. At least his clothes had shrunk with him.
She smiled "Want to find out?"
"Why wouldn't I!? How do I get back to normal!?" he asked panicking a little. Seriously, he didn't want a microscopic penis, who would?
"You have to follow the white rabbit of course silly!" she giggled twirling a finger through her hair.
"Wha- Rabbit! Wha-
"Oh calm yourself Roxas" a masculine voice said. Roxas knit his brow, he recognized that voice.
Looking over his shoulder he almost burst out laughing. Standing behind him, just as small as he, was a young man dressed in a white suit. Sea green eyes met blue.
"Riku……. What-" he looked further up and pulled a face of sheer dumfoundedness,
Sticking out from the boys white top hat where two long white, rabbit ears. His mouth dropped and he made a rather unintelligible noise akin to Riku?
A slow smile crossed his lips "You heard the lady. We don't want to be late." he said and turned on his dress shoe heel and started walking across the clothe expanse to the edge of the bed. Roxas looked down, spotting a fuzzy tail poking out from under Riku's coat.
"For what!?" Roxas asked.
"For our very important date!" Riku exclaimed continuing to walk.
"You better hurry Roxas" Namine urged him on.
"A-Alright" he muttered and scrambled p, quickly catching up after his apparent guide.
"Good luck Roxas" Namine smiled.
He looked up and smiled "Thanks" but it seemed he stared a little too long, his foot snagged in his sheets and he fell face first into the blankets. With a huff he rolled his eyes and lifted himself up. Namine giggled a little from behind him.
"It's not tha-" he looked over his shoulder, his smiling friend gone. "NamineeaaaAAHHH!!" his foot fell out from underneath him and he plummeted off the side of the bed. The air rushed past his face, tugging through his hair and clothes. Heart racing he saw the floor coming fast.
With a yell he closed his eyes, covering his head. As his body hit and rolled from the landing his body shook form the shock. The breath knocked out of his lungs, mind sent spinning. Coughing and wheezing he rolled up, staggering to his feet. Breathing deeply he spotted Riku waiting patiently he glared and stomped over.
"What the hell!" he yelled grabbing the taller boys jacket "You could've warn-AH!" he yelped as a claw like hand came snapping up to his wrist.
"Only the caterpillar may touch" he hissed. Eyes dark and threatening.
He blonde trembled under his gaze and let go of his jacket "A-Alright"
Riku unlatched his hands, straightening out his coat and Roxas took his hands back, rubbing his sore wrist. "Wh-where are we going exactly? What's the date?"
A smiled crossed the silvers features, mood suddenly changing "To see the caterpillar" he announced and turned on his heel and started walking again.
"Right. The caterpillar" Roxas muttered and caught up to the "rabbit". The two continuing to walk.
Namine - Alice
Riku - The Rabbit
Roxas - Stuck in the middle of it all (lol)
?? - Caterpillar
?? - The Red Queen
?? - The Cheshire Cat