Clare sighed; another day of insane Megaglomping was over. Though there was always tomorrow to look forward to, Megaglomp always seemed much more sad when she wasn't there to brighten up the forum with her good looks and amazing personality and wit. She pitied the poor Megaglompians. How would they survive without her around? She sighed again and checked her secret list of ships. It was in her gigantic Ship Diary, which contained all of her ideas for ships, all of the lives she'd made ever so much better, and all of the gloating.
For instance, one entry read:
"Dear Ship Diary,
The list of people who are now happy all because of me is getting longer and longer. Why am I so much more wonderful today than I already am, you ask? Because Tim and Lenni have finally gotten together. It was all because of me, too. If I had not used my mind control to make Jack tell Tim that Lenni loved him, why, Lenni would still be sobbing and eating food out of a garbage can and making friends with filthy hobos. I'm not sure what Tim would be doing. Whatever boys do, I guess. But it's all because of me they are both now happy. squeejinxomhgspazzpinkwthJUDGEJUDY"
Though, as Clare logged out of megaglomp to let her sister take over, something occurred to her. Why haven't I shipped myself with anybody? She thought, but the answer came to her instantly. Why, because, nobody is good enough for me, obviously... except, well... me
That was when it occurred to her, a thought that would make her entire life turn upside down. Or at least entertain her for a few minutes. Why not ship myself with... myself? THE PERFECT PAIRING!
Clare, being a fangirl for herself, squeeed with fangirlish joy and began writing down her brilliant/clever/awesome idea in her Ship Diary.
To be continued. Next chapter: "How will I impregnate myself?"