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What this Fan Fiction will contain: Massive cussing (mature language), tobacco use, extreme sexual and suggestive themes (in later chapters), and intense violence.

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Takeshi Hyuga – The Next Kazekage!

I sensed a presence outside of my apartment. I knew it couldn't be anyone, or anything, too threatening, no alarms had gone off in the village, and there were no sounds of battle from outside. It couldn't have happened at a better time, I was in the shower. Although no true Shinobi is ever completely defenseless, battling naked was something I didn't want to do. I quickly turned off the water, opened the door, and quickly dried my lower half off and put my pants on. Shirtless I could do, but pants-less? No. I grabbed my sword, which I brought with me everywhere as a precaution. The presence had quickly moved to outside the bathroom door. The presence was waiting. Very patiently I might add. Well, at least it had manners. I activated my Byakugan and tried to get a batter look at who it was. Female, average height, covered from head to toe, not even her eyes were visible. Guess I wasn't going to get to see WHO it was, but, I did have a hunch on who the mystery woman outside my bathroom door was. I silently unsheathed my blade. Ragnarok is what I "nick-named" by trusty chakra sword. The woman was not completely unskilled, even though the sound of unsheathing my blade was almost silent, she drew her own Kunai. I braced myself. I opened the door. She struck, but not with full force, she was obviously more skilled with other weapons. I easily blocked the strike from her Kunai. We both stood at a standstill for about a half a second. She gazed into my eyes, at least, that's what it seemed like she was doing from behind her cloth wrapped head. I decided to play my hunch and speak.

"Hello there, Kaname." I said to her.

She withdrew her blade, pocketed it into a holster on her left hip.

"DAMN IT TAKESHI!" she shouted. "How did you know it was me?"

I sheathed Ragnarok. "Lucky guess, I suppose."

She moved her right hand to her hip and replied "Eventually that luck you have is gonna wear off. Now, I appreciate the pants, but when you get a shirt on we can talk about why I'm here."

Kaname is my aunt, but we act more like siblings than anything else. Just to specify, we aren't related by blood. So, needless to say, she married my uncle. Who is my uncle you ask? This one might surprise you because of my Byakugan, but my uncle is Gaara of The Desert, Kazekage of Sunagakure. Me? I'm Takeshi Hyuga. My family history and how I came to be is best explained like this. I am the love child of Kankuro and Hinata Hyuga. Pretty awkward, right? To clarify, I'm a Suna Shinobi. I was raised in Konoha, graduated the academy at the age of 9 and made Jonin by the age of 15. My mother is now married to the current Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki. I'm like a strange mix of all three of them, Kankuro, Hinata, and Naruto. I left Konoha in search of my father, found out who he was, and decided to stay in Suna for a while. I've been here ever since. Me and Konoha are still on good terms, I help them in missions, they help Suna in missions, not that big a deal. The reason me and Kaname get along so well, is that we aren't that different. She's originally from Konoha as well. I'm 19, now, and I recently joined Suna's ANBU Black Op's.

I grabbed a shirt from my closet and put it on. Kaname gave me this "sort of satisfied" look.

"I take it Gaara wants me to get to his office for a mission?" I asked her.

"Is that another lucky guess?" she asked me.

"Maybe. You don't normally come waltzing into my apartment and try to attack me just to drop in and say hello."

She mumbled a little something that I didn't hear and said "Yeah. Gaara sent me to get you for a mission."

"He mention any details?"

"Not many. I know that it's both of us, and two Konoha Nin. Top Secret ANBU mission. That's all I know."

"Fun. Let's hope we get some good ones."

"It's an ANBU mission, you really think they would send us some crap Nin?"

I laughed. I walked into the closet and closed the door, changing into my "ninja" outfit instead of just everyday clothes.

"What?" she asked

I continued the conversation from inside the closet. "You really think they wouldn't? They get so many missions that they're always stressed for 'capable' hands. Even though it's an ANBU missions I wouldn't be surprised if we got some REALLY bad Shinobi, at least by ANBU standards."

She sighed, whether she was remembering something from her past in Konoha or agreeing with me I couldn't tell. I opened the door, in full Puppetmaster Garb. I had taken after my father in that way. Kankuro taught me Puppetmaster Jutsu, and I mastered it quickly, guess it ran in the family. As you can tell from the sword and my Byakugan, I do have my own set of skills as well.

"Are you ready yet? Some people ARE waiting for us, you know." She stated sarcastically.

"Give me five more minutes. I still have to do my hair and paint." I told her.

Most would probably think that I wouldn't even need to do my hair, seeing as how I have a puppetmaster hood, but I kept my long, sleek, black Hyuga hair, which flows half-way down my back, sticking out of my puppetmaster hood.

I went into the bathroom, quickly brushed my hair, and put on my Kabuki paint. I guess I also inherited that from Kankuro. He wore purple, but I wear orange Kabuki Paint. After I was finished I left the bathroom, holstered my puppet storage scrolls and sword onto my back.

"Ready." I said with a slight smile.

"You're such a girl, Takeshi." She told me, jokingly.

"Shut it." I said while I flipped my hair and jumped out the window, Kaname followed me.

"There's one more thing I know about the mission I forgot to tell you." She told me with a smirk.

"Oh yeah? You're captain, right?" I joked.

"Actually, yeah, I am." She smirked again.

I gulped and managed to say. "Great."