A/N: I don't own Naruto.
Thirty Ways to Annoy Ino
Tell her Sakura is hot for her.
Tell her Sasuke has died of syphilis.
Hide her hair spray.
Whenever you see her, tell her she looks like shit.
Sing 'What's that coming over that hill' whenever she enters a room.
Whenever she stops talking, blow a raspberry.
Draw a handlebar moustache on her face when she's sleeping. Make sure it can't be washed off.
Put rats in her bed.
Tell her Sasuke is gay and that he fancies Gai.
Repeatedly tell her your 'Akatsuki leader is Naruto's dad' theory.
Wait till she and Lee are sleeping then slowly put Lee in her bed, and strip them both naked.
Then wake Ino up.
Tie her up and gag her, then put her in a crate and send it to the Akatsuki HQ.
Put a note on the crate saying: 'A masochistic lover for Hidan'.
Steal her clothes.
Steal her shadow (joke from my '30 Ways to Annoy Gecko Moria' One Piece fic.)
Steal her bed.
Spike Sakura and Ino's drinks with a strong aphrodisiac, then lock them both in a room together.
Film the ensuing action with a hidden camera.
Bribe Shikamaru and Chouji to act like she's invisible whenever she's around.
Tie her to her bed.
Drug her, tie her to a chair and gag her. When she wakes up, hold a knife to her throat and say, 'Where is that darn bat?' (Ace Ventura reference, if you didn't know.)
Lock her in a room full of cockroaches and rats.
Do 18 but with Tsunade instead of Sakura.
Somehow glue her to the ceiling of her house.
Throw a coconut at her head at completely random moments.
Tell Konohamaru she's hot for him.
Follow her around through the streets, proclaiming loudly how much she loves Sai.
When she's sleeping, somehow move her to a completely different village without waking her (make sure the house you put her in looks the same as her original house.)
Stuff her room so full of pillows she can't get out.
A/N: If some of these sound a little perverted, that is because I think Sakura (post-timeskip), Ino (post-timeskip) and Tsunade are totally hot.