He was running very fast and he couldn't stop. He wasn't even moving his legs.
Suddenly the giant blender stopped chasing him and started chopping him into billions of little
purple pieces
Yoda suddenly jolted up in bed. He had been having the same dream for the last 9 days .
He had already been to the official Jedi shrink and had talked to almost everyone he had ever
met. He had come to the conclusion that after being alive for 900 years he was going nuts.
The odd points of the dream were that he had never heard of blenders, he wasn't purple,
and in his old age he couldn't run. he couldn't stand these dreams any longer. In the blink of an
eye he packed up all his belongings and got a plane ticket to Florida. He had just done the
unthinkable .......... HE QUIT!dundundun
Suddenly the giant blender stopped chasing him and started chopping him into billions of little
purple pieces
Yoda suddenly jolted up in bed. He had been having the same dream for the last 9 days .
He had already been to the official Jedi shrink and had talked to almost everyone he had ever
met. He had come to the conclusion that after being alive for 900 years he was going nuts.
The odd points of the dream were that he had never heard of blenders, he wasn't purple,
and in his old age he couldn't run. he couldn't stand these dreams any longer. In the blink of an
eye he packed up all his belongings and got a plane ticket to Florida. He had just done the
unthinkable .......... HE QUIT!dundundun