When they try to go on holiday
"Hey, give that back Itachi!"
"Not until you give me what-"
"ITACHI LEAVE NARUTO ALONE, HES MINE!!
"Hush foolish little brother."
"N-Naruto –m-may I a-ask you a-"
"Sorry Hinata, not now, I need to get my underwear back-"
"Naruto, sleep with me tonight!"
"NO SAI!! HOW MANY IMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE, NARUTO IS MINE!!"
"He is such an emotional child, been like that since he was a child. It disgraceful really-"
"Sasuke!! I love you be my-"
"Get lost forehead girl! He MINE!!"
"SHUT UP INO PIG!! Sasuke loves me!!"
"Naruto, I would love to see your p-"
"Now Sai, please be more polite or I am going to have to hurt you again."
"N-Neji, that w-wasn't n-n-necessary…"
"Everything is necessary in love and war."
"What do you mean my youthful friend of YOUTH?!"
"K-Kakashi, not in front of the children!"
"Mmmm, Iruka, I love it when you move like that."
"Pervert!!"
"TenTen, just leave them alone, they will be at it for hours."
"If you say so Naruto."
"Hey Man, how comes you haven't got any shorts on?!"
"Wha?! ITACHI, GIVE THEM BACK DAMNIT!!!"
"Hahahahaha, sucker!!"
"Kiba, shut up."
"Where did you come from Shino?!"
"Yo momma."
"Wha?! Kankuro, that was so stupid."
"Why am I retaliated to you?"
"Heh, c-calm down Gaara."
"SHIKAMARU!!"
"Shh, your brother might hear us again; I still find sand in my hair!!"
"Shika- . . . Naruto, why are you naked?"
"N-no reason . . ."
"Come with me and I will help you out."
"Thanks buddy!"
"That's no- HMPFH!"
"Sasuke!!!"
"HES MINE!!"
"I'll kill you."
"Itachi. . . no . . . . Im – embraced"
"Shush now Naruto. I'll take it slow."
"GET OFF OF MY LOVE INTREST!!"
"Wha? Hinata?! Whoa, that girl can fight-"
"DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!"
"Go Hinata!!!"
"Naruto, now that I finally have you alone-"
"Sasuke, you're bleeding-"
"Shut up"
"Sasuke – oh – not – er harder, yes! Oh Sasuke!!"
"Yo momma!"