Rihanna woke up for the most important date of her life.
"It's time to get my pokemons!"
Rihanna was 10 years old, it was the first day of the rest of her like.
Today was the day Professor Dre would give her her first pokemon!~!
She whirled out of bedand took a long, hot shower. She had to be ready fr her big day. She used the toilet and fixed her ratchet 10-year-old-weave and pranced out the door.
Once she found her way into Professor Dre's studio lab, she was struck with awe. Pokemon were everywhere! Professor Dre walks out, stumbling into the room. Three large blunts hung from between his lips, and he groaned as he zipped his pants up.
"hey ther litle lasdy": He groaned at Rihanna.
"Hello there Professor!" she cooed.
"Whatthefuckdoyouwant" He moaned, leaning hard against the wall.
"t-today is the day I'm getting my first pokemon, remeber, Professor?" She batted her Rihanna eyelashes and swayed back and forth to the beat of the music in the background.
"Right, fuck, Alright, take whatever the fuck you want."
Rihanna looked at a whole wall of shelved pokeballs. beneath each one was a small piece of tape, marked with the pokemon that the ball housed. There appeared to be thousands of them! Rihanna had no idea which one to pick. She looked towards the bottom and selected a pokeball.
"Nigga, you takin' that one?" Dre questioned. "What the fuck ever." he walked back out of the room and left Rihanna alone.
Rihanna clicked the button on the front of the pokeball. A small, yellow pokemon swooshed out.
"Scraggy!" She cooed. "What a cute pokemon! I think I'll call you... Swaggy! Yes it's perfect!" She picked up the pokemon and swung him around in her arms.