Hello there and welcome to the first chapter of this story. In this story you will encounter things that will make you question EVERYTHING! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D just kidding…sort of…any way, this centers mostly around the Transformers Animated and Prime universe with the occasional G1 character. However, I will put the world at top just in case. JUST. IN. CASE.
Enjoy:D
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Transformers or it would be no slaggin' good...
Ch.1 THE QUESTIONS
Prime Universe
Bulkhead and Miko are at base. Miko's bored. No one else is at base. So Miko decides to ask Bulkhead some questions she's curious about…
Miko: So Bulkhead…
Bulkhead: Yes Miko?
Miko: Can I ask you some questions I've been curious about since I met you?
Bulkhead: Um…sure…
Miko: *rapidly*Does it hurt to transform? What happens to your seats when that hap-
Bulkhead: How about one at a time?
Miko: *sighs* Fine. First question: does it hurt to transform?
Bulkhead: No
Miko: what happens to your seats when you transform?
Bulkhead: I'm not really sure…ask Ratchet when he comes back.
Miko: Fine I'll ask him later. Where was I…oh yeah, can you blink? Do you even have eyelids?
Bulkhead: I think so but not like the ones humans have.
Miko: Can you sneeze or smell?
Bulkhead: Yes but I don't know how. Ask Ratchet.
Miko: I'm too lazy too ask. Oh well. Um…next question, aren't you all technically naked?
Bulkhead: O.O Miko! Why would you ask that?
Miko: Aren't ya gonna answer?
Bulkhead: NO! Go do something else I'm not gonna answer your questions anymore.
Miko: Aww…
(A/N Oh but I might hehehehehe)
Animated Universe
Sari: Bumble Bee can I ask you about some of the stuff I've been curious about sine your arrival on Earth?*puppy dog face* Pwetty please?
Bumble Bee: Of course Sari.
Sari: Do you have mommies and daddies?
Bumble Bee: No…see…uh…just no.
(A/N I have no idea how it happens either)
Sari: Oh. Okay :D Can you pee?
Bumble Bee: *awkwardly* O.o Y-yes…
Sari: Who made the Allspark?
Bumble Bee: Honestly I have no idea…Let's see if Prime knows. YO BOSS BOT!
WE NEED YOU HERE!
Optimus Prime: No need to scream I was in the room next door.
Bumble Bee: Sari wants to know who made the Allspark, do you know because I don't.
O.P.: No idea
Sari: Oh. Okay…
Hope you liked it!*psychopath smile*:D