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"Don't say it Kanji"

Narrator: A sunny, bright beautiful day. Just not sunny bright people.

Yui Uzumaki, age 17, not so bright, not so nice and not soo…

I'm in your head and a spirital demon inside you. And yet I still smell your odor! WHY BUDDHA! WHY ME!!

Narrator: Yeah… that too. A strawberry blonde, lavendar changing pale blue eyes, and a stricken beauty that will never, show unless she takes a bath, she is a traveler, with her two Jinchuriki's, Kanji and Kamikaze. Kanji, the Hachibi (the annoying tiger), and Shichibi (and the worried wolf) as in Kamikaze.

"Kanji, you're the one complaining like a little pussy cat."

SMELLY HUMAN

"Nice come back."

beepity beep beep…beep!!

"Anyway, where are we?"

On a planet with stupid humans

"And annoying little pussy cat tiger"

bee-

"Don't push it."

Im gonna push the button!

"…makes the hand sign …"

You wouldn't dare?!



"I would love to take your challenge makes another handsign."

Your bluffing!

"I don't bluff."

DON'T DO-

" Animal tamer jutsu: release"

ZAP AHHHHH!! THE RING OF FIRE!!...circus…so……scarywhimper.

"Want another dose of it?"

Please…be nice to the kitty cat tiger….I didn't say th-

"Then answer the stupid question."

Four steps toward Konohagakure. Whats Konohagakure?

"stops moving ….turns around No where important."

Hey…isn't that place where me and Kame-chan was put in you…and where your "boyfriend" dumped you? Oh! And where you left your puny brother! AND WHERE YOUR PARENTS DIED AND, AND-!

"Shut the trap and lets go-"

"Excuse me, Miss, but do you know where your going?"

"…smiles Yes. I do, thank you."

"Well stop and turn around and go to Konoha. You look mighty tired and no offense but you smell. A pretty young lady as yourself should know the beauty of cleanliess."

But she's not a young nor pretty, especially a girl,

"Oh, I just can't. I'm a busy girl."



"grabs Yui's arms Well you must have to move your schedule for a Konoha vacation!"

"Look old ma-"

"No, no time runs in the gate!!"

"stabs old man with heel Let. Me. Go."

"WAHHHHH!!"

"?!"

What the..?

"KONOHAMARU, MOEGI I WANNA STOP!! THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!"

"…"

…?

"Udon! You messed up our training!"

"Now Ebisu-sensei will get us for sure."

Narrator: Two young ninjas jumped up out of a near by tree and by the crying old man. The old man held his stomach and poofed and turned to a snott nossed brat. One of the tree jumping ninjas was a weird girl and the other one was a red cheeked, weird boy.

"Who are you guys?"