Disclaimer I don't harry potter! J.K Rowling does!
Harry walked furiously trying to get away from Gloria Trechwa, who is apparently Harry's new number 1 fan. Apparently she has been following him for weeks, Harry suspects Malfoy has something to do with it because every time Malfoy is there she shows up. But this time Malfoy wasn't, he was nowhere to be found. Harry turned to a corner and quickly hid behind a pillar. Gloria looked around, scanning the place before she quietly walked away. Harry sighed and stepped out from his hiding place.
"HARRY!" Gloria screamed, who was now in Harry's face. Harry yelped in surprised fuck, this time he couldn't escape
"Oh Hi… Gloria" Harry said
"HARRY! PLEASE SIGN THIS PLEASE! I know you signed like seven other things for me but just one more!?" she begged while handing him an elegant emerald-green wallet. Harry stared at the wallet he could never imagined Gloria having wallet that looked so high class. This must have cost a couple of hundreds of galleons, but he shrugged and signed it anyways hoping it would get her to leave him alone. "THANKS HARRY!"
Harry started walking away but much to his dismay Gloria followed. "So Harry do you think you will win the Qudditch match!? Of course you will it's against the Syltherins! Why did I ask that question stupid me!"
Harry wanted to slap the girl but he was in a hurry for the very match Gloria was talking about.
"I'm going to be at your game well I've been to your every game! Ever since you started playing really! Maybe I could bring snacks for the team? They wouldn't mind? I will make a special one for you! It will be like I was your girlfriend!"
"W-What?" Harry stuttered. Gloria's eyes widen she jumped up and down in excitement.
"That's a great idea do you want to be my boyfriend?" she asked. Harry froze. What the hell is the matter with this girl? Harry quickened his pace to hopefully get rid of her. "Harry you didn't answer my question!
"I'm sorry I can't" Gloria ran to catch up with Harry. She was sad, why doesn't Harry Potter want to go out with her?
"Why not?"
"I have a... I'm seeing someone"
"Really? I don't believe it… I can't believe The Boy- Who- Lived is lying to me!"
"No I'm not I really am dating someone!"
"Well, I just thought you liked me because you were the only one that actually listened to me. Cause people usually think I'm annoying, stupid, and really useless-"
"Cause you're a hufflepuff" Harry coughed, deeply regretting what came out of his mouth.
"Excuse me?!"
"I'm sorry I mean you're a Hufflepuff you are loyal and a good finder. So I'm sure you could find someone else"
"Oh Harry that's so sweet! Are you sure you're not lying to me!"
Harry turned and suddenly collided with a Draco making them both fall on the floor.
"Watch where you're going Potter!" Draco sneered. Harry picked himself up wishing the day would just end. Just what needed! Malfoy to show up again!
"I know you're lying, I know you're just playing hard to get." Gloria cooed, Harry stared angrily at Draco. The Slytherin glanced back at Harry confused.
"I bet you did this!" Harry whispered. Draco was very confused to what was happening. He was just walking to his dorm (he forgot something important) then he ran into Potter. Draco couldn't really take in what was going on since he couldn't concentrate because of Gloria's constant talking.
"What are you talking about?" Draco questioned
Harry watched Draco's expression it showed he was annoyed and was uninterested because of Gloria's yammering about how she and Harry would make a great couple.
"I told you I'm seeing someone!" Harry shouted, finally not taking anymore of this.
"Got yourself a girlfriend Potter?" Draco joked
"Not now Malfoy" The Gryffindor hissed
"Or else what?" Draco hissed back adding a bit of venom in his voice. They started arguing silently cursing and insulting each other. Gloria watched barley understanding what they were it hit her, she gasped, which made both boys look back at the Hufflepuff. She covered her mouth with both hands to prevent herself from squealing.
"I get it! That's why you won't go out with me!" she squealed. Draco tilted his head in confusion with an eyebrow cocked while Harry just blinked.
"What?" Harry questioned
"Obviously the person you're seeing is no other than Draco Malfoy!" she explained. Harry had no time to think he just wanted the girl to leave him alone.
"Yes, you caught us!" Harry grinned while putting his arm around Draco's waist. "We are going out he's mine!" Draco stared at the Gryffindor horrified.
"W-what! You git what are you-" Draco started but Harry hushed him.
"Shhh just pretend " Harry whispered in Draco's ear which caused him to shiver. But Draco being the Slytherin he was, tried to push him away.
"N-No! I refuse to pretend to be with you!" he complained while Harry was trying to put his arms around him to make it look like a hug.
"Will you stop fidgeting and get along with it!?"
"I said NO"
"Stop pushing!"
"NO! If that insignificant Hufflepuff wants to be with you let her don't bring me into this!" Draco continued to attempt to break free from Harry's grasps. But Harry tightened his grip. The brunette was starting to get irritated with Draco so he did the only thing that popped in his mind to make Draco shut up.
"Hmm are you sure you two are goin-" said Gloria before she was interrupted.
"No Potter and I aren't-mpf" Harry kissed him. Harry Bloody Potter kissed him on the lips. It wasn't one of those breath-taking kisses but wasn't one of those hot steamy ones either. It was just a kiss, but it was enough to make Draco freeze. His grey eyes stuck were stuck on Harry and was very by his actions. Draco's fist tightened and was about to punch the Gryffindor but then Gloria regained her voice and started to speak which made Harry break the kiss and made Draco miss. Then very slowly Harry slid his arm around Draco's waist again.
"You two are going out! That's why you were rejecting me I never had a chance with you now that I know its Draco Malfoy i'm up against."
Harry glared at Malfoy he mouth the words Just Pretend. Draco rolled his eyes and decided to play along with Potter he just thought of ways he could get him back afterwards.
"Well I am a Malfoy" Draco said proudly with his chin up.
"I offended you, you thought Harry got a new girlfriend and replaced you. I'm so sorry I made you both fight...I didn't want that...the only thing is.. I thought you would claim Harry not the other way around." Gloria said without thinking. Draco slightly took offensive to her comment. Draco is a Malfoy, one does not simply claim a Malfoy. A Malfoy claims whoever they want!
"No! There is no other way around for Harry is my property!" he stated while sliding his arm around Harry's waist this time. "He just like saying that to make himself feel dominant when we both know who is" Draco brought Harry closer to him which made Gloria back away and made Harry blush.
"That's more believable well I guess this mean I should stop before I get Draco more upset. Again, I apologize I didn't mean to try to take your man." said Gloria. She turned the other way and skipped to who knows where.
As soon as the Hufflepuff was out of sight Harry and Draco quickly separated from each other looking at one another shocked and disgusted.
"What the hell!" Draco yelled
"Gloria wouldn't leave me alone!" Harry yelled back.
"So you told her we're going out and you kiss me?!"
"N-No! The boyfriend thing was her assumption! How else was I suppose to you get you shut up and play along? Besides it was only pretending I don't know about you but you seemed to be into it."
"I'm a Malfoy I have perfect acting skills."
"Well it was only for pretend we should really get to the Qudditch match."
The game was pretty intense Harry notice that was Gloria was sitting in her usual seat. He cursed himself. I thought she was leaving me alone! The match ended, of course Harry caught the snitch and Gryffindor ended up winning again. The Gryffindor Seeker did one victory lap before heading to the ground.
Draco crossed his arms. Damn Potter…always catching the stupid snitch.
They both arrived in the locker rooms when Draco spotted something next to Harry's bag. He tried to hold his laughter back when he saw the object. It was a nicely packed snack made for Potter. He turned it upside down to find a message. Harry appeared behind him and scowled at the blonde.
"What the hell are you doing with my stuff?" Harry asked as observed what Draco was looking at.
To: Harry and Draco The lovely couple. 3
"Stupid Hufflepuff" Draco scoffed.
"I thought she was leaving me alone!" Harry whined
"Good job Potter, what kind of boyfriend are you getting us a stalker, especially a Hufflepuff" Draco jeered knowing that making fun of the situation would make him feel so much better for losing the game. Harry slightly blushed at a certain word the blonde just used.
Did he just call me his boyfriend?
Harry shook his head….. just a stupid joke.
"It was only prete-"He sighed then rolled his eyes. "What kind of boyfriend are you always losing to the same person constantly" He gestured to himself and smiled as Draco pouted knowing that he lost to the argument he started.
"Arse"
The blonde quickly left the locker room and headed to the Slytherin dungeons that's when he saw Gloria at the end of hallway. They both high fived each other then immediately stopped walking. The Slytherin and the "Hufflepuff" smirked deviously at each oner
"Wow Pansy this was a great idea I mean your wig makes you look different along with the Hufflepuff clothing!" Draco complimented. Pansy giggled.
"What should I do now?" she asked. Draco thought for a second then a smirked appeared.
"You need to make a dilemma that forces Potter and I to "pretend" more" He snickered "You did great but for now back off a little cause your Hufflepuff get up just pisses me off."
They both left and pretended their conversation never happen. Draco grinned as he entered Slytherin dormitory. Making Potter pretend they were dating was the best idea he ever came up with. How was he going to make it so weren't pretending to date but for real?
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