Not intelligent. Know that. Don't care. Don't have to be. Power is all I
need. Power is what I have, what I am.
My memory not good. But remember, first memory, angry. Angry to be locked into stupid, useless city body. Angry that stupid, weak, puny humans allow to be in me! Angry that other, small, puny Decepticons, give me orders! I strongest of all! Not supposed to take orders!
But have goal. Crush Autobot Volcano, crush Ark! Crush it! I crushed it to bits! Stupid, puny Autobots try to stop me, but too strong! Weapons destroy plane! Limbs crush puny Autobots! They try to fight, but none stronger! Strongest one there is! No more Ark!
Then... this favorite part... get to fight Metroplex! Like to fight Metroplex! Metroplex only one strong enough to fight, only Autobot not puny! Metroplex give good fight! But not think Metroplex that strong! He not as strong as me, but he take me by surprise! No expect stupid Autobot be smart enough to throw me!
Time on Dinobot Island fun! No puny Autobots attack me! No puny, weak Decepticons try to give orders! Even stupid lizards leave me alone! Very happy! Strongest one there! King of all! Want to stay there, drink energy forever!
But puny Decepticon Octane come! But him different. Him no try to give orders, him want to be friend! Him fix me better, take me to place with good energon! Energon there better than any before! Make me feel stronger, even more mightier! Get to blast ships, kill puny humans! It make Octane very happy! He make sure I have lots of energon, make sure I do good!
But then Octane-friend in trouble! Stupid, puny human yell at Octane, make him sad! I want help, so him say if I want help, I steal buildings! So I steal buildings from puny humans. It make puny human happy! It make Octane happy! That make me happy! I so happy, tail crush puny buildings. That make stupid human mad. Him say to steal one more building, so I go.
But Metroplex and puny Autobots show up and try to smash me. But too weak! I smash puny Autobots and puny Metroplex! I smart this time, make Metroplex weak when he try to catch stupid building! Not win... but not loose either.
Then Galvatron come and smash stupid human! Him almost smash Octane, but Octane not get smashed! Octane too smart to smash! Then stupid Autobots come and fight Metroplex again! Would have smashed Metroplex, but too weak. Use too much energy doing for stupid human! Metroplex throw me in ocean again!
On Dinobot Island again. King again! No stupid Autobots, no puny Decepticons! Hope Galvatron not mad at Octane-friend. If Galvatron hurt Octane-friend, will smash!
But hope more no stupid Decepticons come again. King here. Strongest one there is. Need no one, not have to listen to puny Decepticons. Maybe not get to fight Metroplex, but still king. Just me.
King.
Strongest one there is.
Made to fight. Good fighter. Like to fight. But only fight when want to.
No puny Decepticons make me. I smash!
Am strongest one there is.
Need no one.
...Maybe Octane come?
My memory not good. But remember, first memory, angry. Angry to be locked into stupid, useless city body. Angry that stupid, weak, puny humans allow to be in me! Angry that other, small, puny Decepticons, give me orders! I strongest of all! Not supposed to take orders!
But have goal. Crush Autobot Volcano, crush Ark! Crush it! I crushed it to bits! Stupid, puny Autobots try to stop me, but too strong! Weapons destroy plane! Limbs crush puny Autobots! They try to fight, but none stronger! Strongest one there is! No more Ark!
Then... this favorite part... get to fight Metroplex! Like to fight Metroplex! Metroplex only one strong enough to fight, only Autobot not puny! Metroplex give good fight! But not think Metroplex that strong! He not as strong as me, but he take me by surprise! No expect stupid Autobot be smart enough to throw me!
Time on Dinobot Island fun! No puny Autobots attack me! No puny, weak Decepticons try to give orders! Even stupid lizards leave me alone! Very happy! Strongest one there! King of all! Want to stay there, drink energy forever!
But puny Decepticon Octane come! But him different. Him no try to give orders, him want to be friend! Him fix me better, take me to place with good energon! Energon there better than any before! Make me feel stronger, even more mightier! Get to blast ships, kill puny humans! It make Octane very happy! He make sure I have lots of energon, make sure I do good!
But then Octane-friend in trouble! Stupid, puny human yell at Octane, make him sad! I want help, so him say if I want help, I steal buildings! So I steal buildings from puny humans. It make puny human happy! It make Octane happy! That make me happy! I so happy, tail crush puny buildings. That make stupid human mad. Him say to steal one more building, so I go.
But Metroplex and puny Autobots show up and try to smash me. But too weak! I smash puny Autobots and puny Metroplex! I smart this time, make Metroplex weak when he try to catch stupid building! Not win... but not loose either.
Then Galvatron come and smash stupid human! Him almost smash Octane, but Octane not get smashed! Octane too smart to smash! Then stupid Autobots come and fight Metroplex again! Would have smashed Metroplex, but too weak. Use too much energy doing for stupid human! Metroplex throw me in ocean again!
On Dinobot Island again. King again! No stupid Autobots, no puny Decepticons! Hope Galvatron not mad at Octane-friend. If Galvatron hurt Octane-friend, will smash!
But hope more no stupid Decepticons come again. King here. Strongest one there is. Need no one, not have to listen to puny Decepticons. Maybe not get to fight Metroplex, but still king. Just me.
King.
Strongest one there is.
Made to fight. Good fighter. Like to fight. But only fight when want to.
No puny Decepticons make me. I smash!
Am strongest one there is.
Need no one.
...Maybe Octane come?