The whole gang is hanging out in the basement watching the 6 Million-Dollar
Man. Donna and Eric are sitting close to each other on the couch. Fez is
sitting on the lawn chair, and Hyde is sitting in his normal chair with
Jackie on his lap. Kelso comes bursting through the door and no one even
lifts his or her heads.
Kelso: I need one of you girls right now!
Fez: My god Kelso at least have the decency to hit on Donna and Jackie when Hyde and Eric leave, like me.
Kelso: No Fez I didn't mean it that way! Although...
The girls throw a couple of cans at him.
Kelso: Ok, ok. Listen I need one of you girls to pretend to be my fiancée this weekend.
Everyone: What?
Kelso: Ok well it's sort of like this, my grandparents always told me I'd amount to nothing in life and they called last week and I kind of told them that I was engaged and a whole lot of other stuff I made up.
Eric: Kelso why would you do that?
Kelso: Because I'm me.
Eric: Good point.
Hyde: Well there is no way Jackie is helping you out man.
Jackie: Hey you cannot tell me what to do Steven.
Kelso: All right! So you'll help me Jackie?
Jackie: Yuck, god no I was just making a point.
Kelso: Damn!
Kelso gets on his knees in front of Donna.
Kelso: Donna please I'm begging you.
Donna: No.
Kelso: Oh come on Donna! What about all of those times I helped you out?
Donna: Kelso you've never helped me out.
Kelso: Please Donna, please.
Fez: Oh come on Donna just look at that face.
Kelso is making a puppy dogface.
Donna: All right fine.
Kelso jumps up.
Kelso: Yes! Donna I love you now lets go.
Donna: What?
Kelso grabs Donna's hand and pulls her up the basement stairs.
Hyde: What's your deal Forman?
Eric: What do you mean?
Hyde: You're just going to let Kelso borrow Donna like that?
Eric: It's no problem you see it will actually work in my favor.
Jackie: How's that?
Eric: Well Donna is going to be spending all of her time with Kelso. She is going to miss me and when she's done helping out Kelso I'll be really hurt and you know she's going to have to "comfort" me if you know what I mean.
He winks at Fez and Hyde.
Fez: You brilliant bastard.
Hyde: I'm starting to have respect for you Forman.
Jackie: Ah you men are such pigs.
Eric: Teach her to hold out on me.
Kelso comes rushing through the sliding doors dragging Donna behind him. His grandparents are sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee. He stops in front of them and puts his arm around Donna's waist.
Kelso: Grams, Gramps this is Donna my fiancée.
Kelso's grandmother stands up and hugs and kisses Donna.
Grams: Well Michael she is absolutely gorgeous.
Gramps: You two make a smart match and she's not even pregnant.
Kelso: Yup and we are extremely happy isn't that right honey buns?
Donna doesn't answer so Kelso squeezes her waist.
Donna: Sure is poo face.
Kelso's grandparents give them a strange look.
Kelso: Oh you know us and our little pet names.
Grams: Well of course.
Kelso: Yeah I just fell in love the minute I saw her. Oh but she's a real pistol, can't keep her hands off of me.
Kelso dips Donna and starts kissing her.
Gramps: Hah lets leave these two kids alone.
Kelso's grandparents leave and Kelso is still kissing Donna. Donna notices that they left and punched Kelso is the stomach.
Kelso: Ouch!
Donna: You are such a jerk!
Kelso: What? I was just trying to make it look real. Ok so make your self even more foxy and meet me here at 7:30 sharp tonight.
Donna: Why you told them I was your fiancée aren't we finished here?
Kelso: No! We have to go out to Dinner with them and then you have to stay at my house tonight and then we're done.
Donna: Kelso!
Kelso: Please, please, please Donna just do this for me and I promise I will never ask you for anything ever again.
Donna: Ok fine.
Kelso: Thanks Donna you're the best! And Eric's a lucky man.
Donna: Why's that?
Kelso: You're one hell of a kisser.
Donna punches him and leaves. This was going to be one strange weekend.
Kelso: I need one of you girls right now!
Fez: My god Kelso at least have the decency to hit on Donna and Jackie when Hyde and Eric leave, like me.
Kelso: No Fez I didn't mean it that way! Although...
The girls throw a couple of cans at him.
Kelso: Ok, ok. Listen I need one of you girls to pretend to be my fiancée this weekend.
Everyone: What?
Kelso: Ok well it's sort of like this, my grandparents always told me I'd amount to nothing in life and they called last week and I kind of told them that I was engaged and a whole lot of other stuff I made up.
Eric: Kelso why would you do that?
Kelso: Because I'm me.
Eric: Good point.
Hyde: Well there is no way Jackie is helping you out man.
Jackie: Hey you cannot tell me what to do Steven.
Kelso: All right! So you'll help me Jackie?
Jackie: Yuck, god no I was just making a point.
Kelso: Damn!
Kelso gets on his knees in front of Donna.
Kelso: Donna please I'm begging you.
Donna: No.
Kelso: Oh come on Donna! What about all of those times I helped you out?
Donna: Kelso you've never helped me out.
Kelso: Please Donna, please.
Fez: Oh come on Donna just look at that face.
Kelso is making a puppy dogface.
Donna: All right fine.
Kelso jumps up.
Kelso: Yes! Donna I love you now lets go.
Donna: What?
Kelso grabs Donna's hand and pulls her up the basement stairs.
Hyde: What's your deal Forman?
Eric: What do you mean?
Hyde: You're just going to let Kelso borrow Donna like that?
Eric: It's no problem you see it will actually work in my favor.
Jackie: How's that?
Eric: Well Donna is going to be spending all of her time with Kelso. She is going to miss me and when she's done helping out Kelso I'll be really hurt and you know she's going to have to "comfort" me if you know what I mean.
He winks at Fez and Hyde.
Fez: You brilliant bastard.
Hyde: I'm starting to have respect for you Forman.
Jackie: Ah you men are such pigs.
Eric: Teach her to hold out on me.
Kelso comes rushing through the sliding doors dragging Donna behind him. His grandparents are sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee. He stops in front of them and puts his arm around Donna's waist.
Kelso: Grams, Gramps this is Donna my fiancée.
Kelso's grandmother stands up and hugs and kisses Donna.
Grams: Well Michael she is absolutely gorgeous.
Gramps: You two make a smart match and she's not even pregnant.
Kelso: Yup and we are extremely happy isn't that right honey buns?
Donna doesn't answer so Kelso squeezes her waist.
Donna: Sure is poo face.
Kelso's grandparents give them a strange look.
Kelso: Oh you know us and our little pet names.
Grams: Well of course.
Kelso: Yeah I just fell in love the minute I saw her. Oh but she's a real pistol, can't keep her hands off of me.
Kelso dips Donna and starts kissing her.
Gramps: Hah lets leave these two kids alone.
Kelso's grandparents leave and Kelso is still kissing Donna. Donna notices that they left and punched Kelso is the stomach.
Kelso: Ouch!
Donna: You are such a jerk!
Kelso: What? I was just trying to make it look real. Ok so make your self even more foxy and meet me here at 7:30 sharp tonight.
Donna: Why you told them I was your fiancée aren't we finished here?
Kelso: No! We have to go out to Dinner with them and then you have to stay at my house tonight and then we're done.
Donna: Kelso!
Kelso: Please, please, please Donna just do this for me and I promise I will never ask you for anything ever again.
Donna: Ok fine.
Kelso: Thanks Donna you're the best! And Eric's a lucky man.
Donna: Why's that?
Kelso: You're one hell of a kisser.
Donna punches him and leaves. This was going to be one strange weekend.