I love the X rated, animated movie "Fritz The Cat."And I don't think there has been, any Fritz The Cat Fanfiction's so I wanted to give it a shot to do one.
One night back in New York, Fritz, was at a bar thinking things through. He was feeling stressed. But keeping is cool, and drinking allot, and checking out the ladies. He was sitting on a table, with two of his friends. "Oh boys, I tell you, we're gonna lay some fine babes tonight. I can feel the truth coming." Fritz said, with a beer in his hand, as he was waving to some hot girls. One girl. Who was a cute bunny girl, then looked over at Fritz, and his friends. "Woohoo! We're gonna get laid tonight dude." Fritz's friend said. Fritz then took a good drink, and said. "Okay, I'll try to get this one. And if I screw up, you get to try." His friend nodded, started to smoke on his cigarette, and said."Fare enough. Knock her dead old buddy."
Fritz, then got up, and looked at the girl, got down on the floor, and started his routine of how he picks up girls. And said. "Oh, my soul is tormented! I'v's been through four corners of this big old world. I've seen it all, iv's done it all. I've fought many good man, iv'e laid many good women, and yet my soul still cry's out for something missing." The girl, looked amazed as she felt she was talking to someone famous. She then pulled down her shirt a bit, to show off her breasts. And walked to Fritz, and said. "Cheer up you handsome cat. I can help you."
Fritz, then jumped up, and hovered over the girl, pulling her shirt. And said. "You can help me. We must find the truth the real meaning. Name's fritz. Nice to meet you. "I'm Sarah."The bunny girl said. Fritz, then with a devilish grin, then put his arm around Sarah's shoulder. And said. "Let's say we find a nice bathroom, and find the truth?" Then as they head for the bathroom, to have some sex. Sarah's boyfriend who is a dog, is searching the bar looking for her. And is pissed off big time.
He goes throughout the bar saying. "Alright! What son of a bitch stole my bunny girlfriend?" Fritz's friend was hiding under the table, and he said. "Oh, Fritz is gonna get screwed." The angry dog, then went to ask one of Sarah's friends if she was having an affair. Sarah's friend said. "I overheard. Her and this cat named Fritz, took her to the bathroom to do her." Sarah's boyfriend was getting so mad, He then took a cigar out. smoked it then ate its. And then blew out smoke, and screamed. "Fritz! Where are you? You goddamn cat!" Fritz, and Sarah, overheard him just as they were done having sex in the bathroom. "Oh, shit, another angry boyfriend." Fritz said. They then walk out of the bathroom. Sarah's boyfriend spots Fritz next to her. "What's wrong with you, you slut?" He said, to Sarah. Fritz, then got a bit mad about this. As he didn't like to see women get treated real bad.
To be continued. Next time we will see, if our women loving feline will be able to fight this nutbag.