This is a crack pairing that does not exist, we were just bored… this is what our bored perverted inner minds created…
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Chapter one
It wasn't a normal day in the lair of Akatsuki.
Everyone was rushing. They were getting ready for an important meeting later that evening. Kisame and Itachi brushed their hair, while Hidan practically burned himself while trying to wash dried blood from the day before. Kakuzu counted the money needed for their trip to the meeting, Konan and Pein picked out appropriate outfits. Sasori brushed Deidara's hair while the blond painted his nails. Tobi running around yelling nonsense and laughing like an idiot.
Their meeting was to take place far away, past all the ninja villages.
=A Few Days Before=
It started when the Millennium Earl decided to take a trip to look at some of the nearby countries.
As he floated on his small umbrella, he flew to an unknown place, that he found to be called Konoha. He continued his journey, finding more towns and villages. Eventually he came across the Akatsuki hideout. As he floated down to chat, Pein greeted him with an uneasy feeling. As the two talked, the other members of the Akatsuki become curious. Soon, Pein and the Earl started to have an argument.
It lasted for a while, until they came to an agreement. The Akatsuki were running around, going to nearby towns, buying any map they could find. After failing to find a way to get to get to their meeting, they returned to the lair with sad faces.
As they arrived, a light was coming from nowhere. The Millennium Earl and a young girl waited in front of it.
"Shall we start the meeting?" the Earl questioned, gesturing towards the light.