EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING ONE!!! :) Set in between nine and ten in Darren Shan, he went back for some time with the vampires at the mountain. Book five (the order) in Harry Potter. May contain some glitches

I crept, quietly as he could, into Gavner's room. The vampire had been asleep in his coffin for two hours, so he would definitely be asleep. I heaved the heavy rock behind me, and bought it up to the lid of the coffin with trembling arms. It would keep the lid closed .stiffilling his giggles out in the corridor, I wondered what would happen- would Gavner call out for help? Or maybe he'd just wait for someone to walk in on him. Or perhaps-

"DAREN SHAN!"

Crap, how did they find out so fast, as I saw Seba walking towards me.

"Ididn'tdoityoudidn'tseemedoitcan'tproveANYTHING!!!!" I said in a rather high voice. But then he saw Seba's face wasn't angry. Shat.

"what? I was just coming to tell you we needed you to come for a meeting. Have you done something?"

"noooo! No,no,no, NO. Just walking down this corridor. Not doing anything. Just being innocent old me." Seba narrowed his eyes. "a meeting, did you say? Well then, pip pip!"

And with that I marched off down the corridor.

...........

"magic?" I asked wryly.

"yes ,Daren ,magic." Arow sighed. "it exists."

"yeah? Well so do pixie, fairies, gnomes, dragons, werewolves and vampi- " I paused for a second "oh YEAH!"

" yes Darren they exist, and a old friend of mine has contacted me. He wants to make a alliance between the Vampires and Wizarding world. They, too, are at war. But they're government don't believe.."Ii won't bore you with the details of what Paris said. Basically, had to go to Paris's friend's school.

"..and then I have to make them see that i'm just a normal guy, so they should support ..Albus's? uh, decision. And then I have to help their star boy- Harry- and then hop skip back here?" I asked with a small laugh. "piece-of-cake."

"hmmm.. well best get packing. You're going with Gavner. Speaking of which where is he?"

My eyes flew open wide "AHSHAT!!!"

.........

I didn't have much to pack- Mr. Crepsley always said that the most valuable things to have weren't objects. I had two battered diaries and one on the go. I grabbed a few extra. A new passion I had stumbled upon when I was grieving was drawing. But that was it.

Gavner knocked at the door and marched in. His expression would have killed a small puppy.

"ahhhh! Gavner! My best buddy- not like Seba.. he's always making...rum...ors...ah ha..ah he.." I trailed of under Gavner's glare.

The wizarding world was lucky to receive me- I may have died on the journey!

...........

I said bye to some Vampires . I took Paris to one side and asked "why send me? I know I could bond with the kids , but a adult could've done that."

Paris looked so sad for a second, I was frightened. "you need something to take your mind off Larten." He slapped my shoulder and said "off you pop. What was your phrase? Ah, yes, 'pip pip!'"

It would be good to spend some time with some kids that were UNDER a hundred.

...........

"vampires?" Harry frowned.

"yes. Dumbledore is friends with one . and apparently they aren't monsters.." Sirius described them, and they reminded Harry of Lupin and Hagrid- a gentle giant. "... they're sending a member of their leadership team- Darren Shan. They said you two would get on." Sirius shrugged "so he'll go to Hogwarts with you and prove vampires are good. Or something. He's coming today."

Harry thought that this was a lot of information to receive in a hour. Why hadn't Dumbledore told Harry himself? Why hadn't he, Harry, been told sooner?

The day wore on ,and he, Ron and Hermione continued to clean the house, and talked about the vampire coming to stay .Fred and Gorge now had enough fuel for half the year.

"Three vampires went into a bar and sat down." Fred grinned as they had a break for lunch

"The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er,

gentlemen like tonight?"" Fred continued

"The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood.""

"The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood.""

"The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will

have a glass of plasma.""

"The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the

bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."" The two of them fell about laughing while Ron and Harry snorted. Hermione scowled.

"don't act like that! I bet you'd be mad if he made jokes about wizards."

"ah, don't worry about joke about wizards ,Hermione." said Fred

"yeah, we got loads of those." said Gorge

"For example: say , Fred, what d'you call a wizard who wears glasses and has a lightening bolt scar on his forehead?"

"i don't know, Gorge, what DO you call a wizard wearing glasses and has a lightening bolt scar on his forehead?"

"doooooooooomed!"

At that they all laughed.

.......

When the doorbell Ginny was the quickest down, followed by Fred. They wrenched the front door open, almost of it's hinges. There stood, back turned, was a boy with brown hair, falling delicately round his head, making him look like he stepped out of a manga picture. He was well built, and defiantly had some hidden muscles.

" what?! D'you have a problem with humans or something? Cause, buddy, i'm still half, so if you- oh yeah, flit away, you.." grumbling he turned around and started. "oh! Hello."

Ginny backed into the hallway, beckoning him "come in, come in!" Darren obliged and stepped in, closing the door carefully behind him.

Mrs. Weasly, who had been shutting the drapes over Mrs. Black's portrait, bustled towards him. "Hello! Come into the kitchen dear!"

Darren, feeling warmed by the homeliness of the situation, followed.

OMG CLIFFHANGER!!!! WILL DARREN MAKE IT TO THE KITCHEN!? Ah... maybe not. Can i sugest that if you like this you check out 'a change of destiny' and 'the only cure' which are two AWSOME fics. Better than this dribble. Reviews anyone? Darren AND Harry will give you a hug. If you don't, i'll pelt you with snowballs. Mahaha.