You Never Let Me Drive

by oh-ohmy-oohhkay

I'm so sorry but I wrote as a joke and now friend wants it to be published. Kirk is cruising down the street when he hears sirens. He's getting pulled over by what he sees as the most beautiful woman in the world. She won't accept any nonsense tho. read to find out more? \ (ツ) / T- just some words that may be a nono. It's my first fic. TELL ME IF YA LIKE IT. (Discontinued)

AN: Hello! This is my first story on here so please be gentle. I think it's horrible but my friend disagrees. I hope you all enjoy some fem!Spock and Kirk for an AU story.

Chapter 1

Uh oh.

What did he do?

He had his seat belt on, he wasn't speeding...That much.. Why was he being pulled over? Maybe it's a really slow day and the guy wants to chat? Who was he kidding? Robots weren't exactly the ones for small talk. James T. Kirk may have a blemish on his driving record. That wouldn't be good. Now everyone will say that he's reckless even more. Jim just couldn't figure out why he was flashed down. The sticker was brand new with the car... Oh. Dumbass.

The car didn't have plates yet. That's why. 'I'll just clear this up asap and go our separate ways' Kirk told himself so he wouldn't over think this. After all, this is just a test drive.

He sat patiently in the sparkly silver beauty admiring the interior. Finally the officer knocked on the window. Kirk gave his best fake smile when he rolled it down. "Is there a problem, officer?" It took him a moment to realize that it wasn't the usually automated machine that pulled him over. He was human, or at least alive.

"License and registration, please" came the officer's voice. It sounded like he was talking through a machine.

"Uh, here," Jim handed his license over, "but I don't have the registration. This is a test drive. I have a buddy at the dealer just a few miles back. I was gonna do a loop around and go back." The officer took a look at his ID for what seemed like forever.

"Step out of the car, please" came the automated voice again. Jim froze with wide eyes for a second, then did as asked. He heard the sound of opening a two litter of soda. When Jim looked back at the officer, the helmet he was wearing had folded back behind his neck. Then he realized that the officer was a woman. A very beautiful woman to Jim's perspective.

She had straight, black hair that only went halfway down her neck and covered her slanted eyebrows above dark chocolate eyes. The standard blue police uniform hugged all of her curves comfortably and made Jim feel like a bigger dumbass for not noticing. But despite her little nose or her creamy white skin, his favorite feature was her ears. They were pointed in the cutest way. She looked like the most adorable elf he'd ever seen. Though she was only a couple inches shorter than Jim with boots. He bet with no shoes he could rest his chin on the top of her head.

Unfortunately, during the time admiring her, he forgot to listen. "I'm sorry, what did you-"

"I have tried to inform you that there has been a stolen vehicle reported that is described as this particular vehicle" she finally looked up from her clip board, "that is why I pulled you over. May I see the key, Mr. Kirk?" She extended her palm. He was a little dazed from the soothing voice but he did as asked. She was the vision of calm and her movement were so graceful. She looked carefully at the tag on the key as Jim decided to lean against the car and grin like an idiot.

AN: Well that is all I have so far, but if you want more just ya know, tell me. I don't want to continue if people are like "ew wtf" And I'm sorry if I got the standard procedure wrong for pulling someone over. I just know movies ya know. So ta-ta for now.