Disclaimer- I own nothing. My 3 year old sis saw my screen saver and wanted me to make a story about them. The italics are her interruptions. And she interrupts a lot.

In the X-Men there was a beautiful pretty girl with brown and white hair named Rogue.

One day a boy came and grabbed her.

Okay. One day a boy came and grabbed her. He was

A mean bad guy boy.

He was a mean bad guy boy. His name was Remy. He had

A beautiful girl with brown and white hair.

He had a beautiful girl with brown and white hair. The reason he grabbed her was because

She was beautiful pretty.

Right. Because she was beautiful pretty. When Rogue saw Remy she began to scream. And then started to hit him.

She hit him in his shoulder, chest and his other shoulder.

Yep. She hit him in his shoulders and chest She kept on hitting him over and over until he passed out. She started to walk away but then Remy jumped up and grabbed her.

Again.

Before Rogue could beat him up again Remy chloroformed her. She woke in

My mommy's room.

Um okay. She awoke in our mom's room. Once she woke up she got up and left the house. But she encountered

Lucy and Lucy crushed her. And the girl with brown white hair let the dog beat Remy up.

She encountered a pit-bull. The pit-bull named Lucy crushed Rogue. So Rogue befriends Lucy and takes her out of Alabama back to the institute and let Lucy beat up Remy.

And she killed Remy.

After Lucy killed Remy Rogue

Fought another bad guy.

Rogue fought off Piotr. And then

The boy started crying and screaming. Because that's what bad guys do.

So Piotr started crying and screaming. When Kitty heard the screaming she ran outside. When she got there

Another bad guy came. And Rogue killed her bad guy.

So Charles came out and

Beat Kitty up. And Rogue died.

Charles came and beat up Kitty and somehow Rogue died.

And then the pretty girl with white hair but no brown and was stormy married him.

Storm came out and saw Charles and fell in love. Soon they got married and

Had two babies. One boy and one girl.

Yes they had two children that they loved very much. And their children were not mutants so they got to live normal lives. Their children grew up and kids of their own.

The end.

Please don't hate me for killing Rogue and Remy. That was my sis's ideas. Also this was fun so if you have a younger sibling or young child you should do this. If they don't know about the X-men just pull up a pic with all of them on it and they can point out who does what. It's what we did. So peace out suckas.