This is going to be a really weird and scary fic, so read with caution. . .some Misty fans may expirence delight while whitnessing this stupid story, and others will hate it. Ash fans should leave now. As for Brock fans and Pikachu fans. . .your safe. . .Togepi fans might not be bothered. Thank you and good-bye. You have been warned so don't get all hissy in my face!!

Ash:Shut your face!!

Misty:Make me!!

Brock:Will you both SHUT UP!!

Pikachu:PIKA!!

Ash:She started it! She thinks Togepi is better than Pikachu!!

Pikachu:PIKA?!!(Pikachu thundershocks Misty)

Ash: Ya! Good one Pikachu! High-five!!

Pikachu:Pikachu!

Brock:This is getting disturbing.

Misty(recovered):Your disturbing!!

Ash:Who cares as long as Pikachu knocks you on your ass I'm happy!!

Misty:Why you little. . .(Misty attacks Ash and they start bitch slapping)

Pikachu:Pikaaa. . .(starts building up electricity)

Brock:NO!!(stops Pikachu) CATFIGHT!! WHOO!!

Pikachu:Pika. . .PIKACHU!!(Brock and Pikachu are sitting on a log eating popcorn.)

Ash:Hey!!(Misty punches him in the stomach)

Misty:Don't pull my hair you little bastard!!(uppercut)

Ash:OWW!!(uses his fingernails)

Misty:You whimp!! Fight like a boy!!(roundhouse)

Pikachu:Pikachu Pika, chu, Pi.

Brock:Ya, I didn't know Misty could fight like that either, and I didn't know Ash fought like that!

Togepi(also on the log):Toge Toge Prii!!

Ash:(kicks Misty in the balls. . .wait a minute she doesn't have balls!!

Misty:You dork!! I'm a girl!!(another roundhouse)

Ash:(Smacks her boobs)

Misty:AHHHHHH!! THAT HURT!! YOU BITCH!! TOGEPI!! DISTROY!!!

All but Misty:Huh?

Togepi:(looking evil)TOOOOGGEEEEE. . .(starts glowing)

Ash:OH. . .MY. . .GOD. . .

Misty:Those secret training sessions really paid off. . .

Togepi:(floats up still glowing)

Ash:AHHH!! HELP!! IT'S GOING TO KILL ME!!

Misty:Bwahahahahahaha!!

Ash:AHHHH!!!

Misty:Fwahahahahahaha!!

Togepi:(voice really deep and demonish)TOGE TOGE PRI!!!!!

Misty:Mwahahahahahaha!!

(you know what happens next)

The End