Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. Tite Kubo owns it.:)
Artificial Love
Ichigo X Orihime
Chapter 1: Boy meets Robot
It was a bright sunny day.
A perfect day for Ichigo's 17th Birthday, but instead of waking up early and preparing for school, He was still in bed – SLEEPING.
A ray of sunlight then hit his handsome face.
7:01am
His alarm clock buzzed.
"Oohh..it's morning already?" he said lazily, his eyes still shut. He still doesn't want to get up, he was still tired from finishing his project and reviewing his lesson last night. He never tells anyone that he was actually reviewing for his lessons at home, that would totally ruin his bad boy image. He was lazy to get up that morning, until he felt something soft, warm and squishy. "Wait, what is this warm feeling? So soft." He added while squeezing the "thing" harder. Slowly, he opened his eyes to find out what he has been holding unto.
WHAT HE SAW SHOCKED HIM.
"..."
"Wha—who are you? What are you doing in my bedroom?" he yelled at a beautiful girl in front of him. She was wearing nothing but lacy undergarments. He switched glances, from the girl in front of him and his hands. "wait, so the soft, squishy thing I was touching earlier is He-Her B-br-breast?" he thought. A tinge of Red covering his face.
The girl suddenly stood up and walked towards him.
"Good Morning! Ichigo-sama, Happy Birthday.:)" the girl said with a big flashing smile in her face.
"this is a weird situation! definitely a weird one. What is she doing in here? NAKED! wait a minute. This must be his doing!"
He immediately run out of his room and looked for the certain culprit to blame—his father.
The auburn haired was confused at his sudden action but still she followed him.
He found his father in the kitchen with his inventions cooking breakfast.
"DAD!" Ichigo shouted, while aiming a kick, which was immediately dodged by his father. His son is angry in the morning, and behind him was a shocked girl who looked confused about what's happening.
" Yo! Son, I see you saw my gift for you, huh? So, do you like it?" Isshin said with a smile on his face. He was indeed proud for finishing his masterpiece in time for his son's birthday.
"whatda? Are you kidding me?" Ichigo shouted at the top of his voice, but tinge of red were flashing on his cheeks.
" oohh..son, the only reason I decided to give you this girl is that you're already reached the age of seventeen but still you haven't brought home any girl. I'm thinking that maybe you're gay but, I want to erase that suspicion in my mind. So son,I believe this sexy and beautiful girl could bring out the man in you" Isshin said while tapping the girls shoulders.
A long silence.
Ichigo didn't manage to form a reply quickly. His father thought of him as a, a gay?
"My father thinks I'm gay. He's a total psycho. How could I just bring home the girl I like, when she haven't notice that I existed yet." Ichigo thought to himself, clenching his fist and tries real hard to control his anger.
Suddenly somebody interrupted.
"Oh! Dad, you're praising me so much!" said the blushing robot while covering her face.
"Dad? She's calling you dad?" asked Ichigo. Confused with what's happening at the very moment.
"Yeah! I programmed her to be like that and not only that son" his father said smirking while his brows moving upward and downward in a fast manner. "I even programmed her with some H- stuff, Boys your age wants that right? She's better than any girl, my boy. Plus, you can keep her all for yourself because of the memory I stored in her. She will always just listen to you, and only you." He added as his smile widened. The last two words keep playing again and again in his ears. "yes! me and only me..ooohh, snap out of it, ichigo" he thought to himself.
"What the hell are you saying?" he immediately kicked his father in the face." I can't believe you're my father, You're such a Pervert! How could you possibly think about that stuff, when I'm still just seventeen." He shouted as he knocked him down.
As he was about to leave and prepare for school, he saw the girl rushing for first aid to help his father.
"Hey! You, don't mind him, that injuries won't kill him, He's like a cockroach, he will still survive no matter how much you stepped on him real hard." Ichigo said seriously, looking straight at the girl whose face is covered with worriedness.
"Bu-but Ichigo-sama. there is this re-red stuff coming out of his nose. It's Blood, the specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances such as nutrients and oxygen to the cells and transports metabolic waste products away from those same cells." she said fluently and crying and telling him all the information about things.
"oohh..she's just a robot, but she cries? and urgh..her saying those stuff is a bit bothering, really weird for a ordinary human. All those information doesn't fit for a normal conversation."
"Don't worry, he's still alive and that- ughh..you being naked really bothers me. Come with me, I think my mother's old clothes are still in her closet." he said while heading upstairs.
After Ichigo helped out dressing the girl. He didn't literally helped her get dressed, he just gave her something to wear normally.
He hurriedly went upstairs to take a bath a prepare for school as he saw the time signalling he only has 15 minutes left for school, or he'll be late. He went downstairs and saw the robot girl and his father in the living room, busy looking in some phone-book or something.
He didn't mind them anymore for he'll gonna be really late and his first period teacher wouldn't be happy about that. He would definitely be punished eventhough it's his birthday today. Well Jino-sensei has always been strict and always complies with the rule. So, whoever breaks the rule, would be severely punished.
He first checked, if he had the things he need for the day. After he has checked everything was set, he immediately went out and ran heading to his school. He didn't even bothered to say good bye to the two.
"Well, I gotta go. 5 minutes left till 8:30. I think I could still make it in time"
Meanwhile, the two (robot girl and ichigo's dad) were still busy looking for something on the phonebook.
"Ok. What would be the perfect name for you?" Isshin looked seriously looking for the perfect name for the girl.
"Dad? Where is ichigo-sama heading to?" asked the robot girl innocently while staring at the front door.
"He's going to school" Isshin said without looking at the girl. He was still busy looking for a name.
"School? An institution where people receives education. Dad, I want to go to school too." the robot girl pleaded.
"Yeah! you will. But we need to find you a name. Ichigo should be helping in naming you, but anyway we don't need to waste more time and wait for him." the old man flashed a toothy smile again on the auburn haired robot.
She couldn't wait any longer. She wanted to go to school. To be with her Ichigo-sama. She couldn't help it, so she suggested names just to make things faster.
"Uhmm..Dad, how about this one? Aya? it means love right?" the Robot girl said excitedly while pointing out a name in the list.
"Aya? uhmm..that doesn't fit right, my princess." Isshin disagreed. "wait, She definitely looks like a princess, the princess in the tanabata story, My late wife really liked that story. what's her name again? What's the name of the princess there?" Isshin still talked to himself until he just remembered the princess' name. "Orihime! Yeah, Orihime will be your name." Isshin said smiling at Orihime.
"Ohihime? I like it, Dad!" replied orihime happily.
"Ok..let's just find you a surname." isshin opened the phone book again and looked for a surname. At what he said, it made orihime frown and looked confuse.
"OOhh..Here! Inoue it is. Inoue Orihime, just perfect."
"Why still need to use another surname? Can't I just use Ichigo-sama's?" Orihime said pouting with puppy dog eyes.
"Of course not, my dear princess. That would definitely make things complicated. People will wonder and for that matter, There would be a story on your sudden appearance." Isshin replied while turning orihime around and adds and edits stuff in her memory. " You are Inoue Orihime. You're father who is my bestfriend, left you within my care since he still has to stay on america for business purposes and having you at his side makes things unmanageable. And Since you are to be wed with my son, you practically need to know him. So, my bestfriend who is your father left you here in japan to get to know more of your fiance." Isshin said proudly while refreshing the girl's memory as new stuffs were added to her.
Isshin stand up and started getting something out of the paper bag. It will be her uniform on Ichigo's school.
"Here's your uniform, Go get change. You could still manage to have half of first period." he said while giving her the uniform. " I've already informed the principal. They already know that you'll be coming. Just tell them your name and you'll be officially enrolled."
"Thank you Dad."
Orihime complied, changed her clothes and immediately went straight to Ichigo's school.
A panting Ichigo has reached his destination. He got into his classroom on time. Thankfully, he has long legs to make him run faster. Their First period teacher hasn't even there yet.
He haven't had the chance to sit, when Keigo jumped out of nowhere hugging him.
"Ichigooo, Happy Birthday!" Keigo said while clinging to him. He instantly aimed a punch on keigo's head.
"Get off of me, You stupid Idiot!" he said while pushing keigo off of him.
"Happy Birthday, Ichigo" greeted Mizuiro, who didn't even looked at him for he was busy typing something at his cellphone. Standing beside him was Sado.
"Hey! Ichigo. Heard what? there will be a new transfer student in our class and I heard that she's prettier than class 3-A's Rukia Kuchiki, I wish that's true!" Keigo said who was currently seating on the floor, while rubbing his head, the part where ichigo hit him.
"prettier than Rukia, huh? I don't care, Rukia would still be the one I like" Ichigo said to himself. Nobody knows about his crush for the petite girl and nobody would ever be. He'll never tell anyone about it.
"So, Ichigo maybe you'll forget about Rukia Kuchiki and ran after the new student huh?" teased keigo.
"wHat? How did you-" Ichigo didn't manage to finish his sentence when Sado suddenly talked.
"because you're so easy to read, Ichigo."
He was gonna say something, when Jino-sensei entered the room and immediately instructed everyone to return on their seat. Everybody immediately complied to what he said.
It's still gonna be a long math discussion, and ichigo was bored as hell. He looked at his friends, Mizuiro is busy texting maybe one of his girlfriends, Keigo's playing with pieces of papers and chad is staring out of nowhere. Everybody is bored to death and still there will be thirty-five minutes more until the first period would be over.
A knock came. It was the principal.
"Oh. why is he here? another lame discussion about the school's activities?." Ichigo said to himself, while averting his eyes to the window. He didn't care on whatever the principal's gonna say.
"Good morning, Class 3-B." says the principal as he entered the classroom, with a girl behind his back. "She will be your new classmate, okay miss introduce yourself." added the principal while raising his eyeglasses.
"Hello, I'm Inoue Orihime. Nice to meet you all" said the auburn haired girl flashing a beautiful smile.
The Boys of Class 3-B kept on staring and drooling at her, except for one carrot top. They were all excited to be seated beside the goddess.
"Oh my! the rumors are right, she's beautiful." shouted one of the boys.
"Okay! Miss Inoue. You can seat beside Aza-" suggested Jino-sensei when she was cut-off by her.
"Can I seat beside Ichigo-Sama?"asked the auburn haired girl.
Upon hearing those words and recognizing the voice, Ichigo immediately turned around to confirm what he just heard.
"Whatda! What are you doing here?" shouted Ichigo, who got up of his seat.
"You know her Ichigo?" asked keigo.
The girl just smiled.
and all the boys were sending him a DEATH GLARE.
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this would definitely make his life more complicated.
-End of Chapter 1-
A/N: so guys, what do you think?
why name the strict teacher as Jino-sensei? - well I couldn't think of any name. and the first teacher that would pop in my head whenever I'll hear the word strict is Jino-sensei from alice academy.
Well, thankfully it's our sembreak now so I could manage maybe to update some of my stories and to make this new one. I just really hope you like it guys.:]
and if you feel like it, make a comment/review on what should I do more about this. Thank you:]
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