Ok..so this was a roleplay senario betweeen my Shizu-chan and I. I Am Izaya and CHrissy Ciel Heiwajima is Shizu-chan. Just posting this because it was funny. Through out the roleplay Izaya and Shizuo had a child, but this only briefly mentions it.
Hope you enjoy or randomness...
Izaya: Why not? Because, Shizu-Chan, I'm having an affair with this piece of fatty tuna! XD jk.
Shizuo: XD! CHEATING ON ME WITH FISH?! D8 lololol
Izaya: HAHAHA yup! ;D
Shizuo: Why would you do that, Izaya?! What about the child! ;x;
Izaya: It also belongs to the fish. Hahaha
Shizuo: I'M THROWING AWAY THE FISH! :C
Izaya: NOOOOOOOOOO! -Crying-
Shizuo: A-AH..! IZAYA, DON'T CRY! I... I won't throw it away...
Izaya: -Instantly happy again- Ok! =^w^=
Shizuo: -Sits down with my face on my knees-
Izaya: It's okay Shizu... -pat pat- Truth is the tuna is cheating on me too! :33 It's in love with you, but you won't return its feelings!
Shizuo: Because I love you! Fish can't take that place.
Izaya: Aww.. Now you made the fatty tuna cry! -patting the fatty tuna-
Shizuo: I wouldn't cheat on you, Izaya. -turns away-
Izaya: But look at him Shizu! How could you resist that face!?
Shizuo: Because... You're much cuter than that fish.
Izaya: No no no... The fish is much cuter
Shizuo: Not to me it's not.
Izaya: D8!
Shizuo: What? Do you want me to say the fish is cuter than you?
Izaya: ...-thinking- YES!
Shizuo: But, it's not true!
Izaya: YES it is. See how cute the tuna is? But the tuna cant compare to how sexy you are
Shizuo: N-not true!
Izaya: SHHHHHH! Shizu you're going to make it cry
Shizuo: IT CAN'T CRY, IT'S DEAD! :C
Izaya: IT'S CRYING NOW! YOU HURT IT"S FEELINGS!
Shizuo: ... -facepalm-
Izaya: KISS IT BETTER! :D
Shizuo: I'll only kiss you.
Izaya: AH! Now the fish is CRYING HARDER! Look wat you've done Shizu! You've ruined this fish's childhood
Shizuo: Fine, I'll kiss the fish if it'll make you happy! =x=
Izaya: -Watching intently- owo
Shizuo: -Kisses the fish quickly and puts it down- There...
Izaya: ...Oh no! Now the fish really loves you. .
Shizuo: I don't like the fish, Izaya. =_=
Izaya: It says its going to start stalking you.
Shizuo: How?! It can't move on its of Form
Izaya: -Ignoring questoin- It's staring at you...
Shizuo: Izaya, I'll throw it away.
Izaya: That would be considered terrorism...Why would you throw a fish away? Even if it did stalk you.. Or if it was staring... It can't help it. It cant blink!
Shizuo: Then stop playing with your food!
Izaya: I'm not playing with it. im having an affair... and i think the fish is playing with you.. oh hohho! Stalker fish
Shizuo: ... -picks the fish up and throws it in the trash can-
Izaya: -goes silent for a few minutes- I was going to eat that.
The end! Hope you enjoyed!