Hi! It's- (guys panic and run)
Heh, nice time. I usually get to say "me" before they run out in a panic.
Anyway, this is a new story I've been writing. Tell me what you think of it! This is a little different than my other stories because it's not a direct parody, but otherwise I tried to put my usual into it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Maple Story. If I did, I'd be a level 95 DESTROYA. But there's no such thing. Too bad...
In Southperry, on Maple Island, if you go past all the pointless shops and sailors, you can find a flying ship: the SS Victoria. Its majestic sails, state-of-the-art propellers, and overall beauty can not only impress, but leave people awestruck, especially its takeoff from Maple Island. After all 20-30 passengers are on board, the SS Victoria lifts above the ground level, floats out 100-150 feet into the air, stays there for a few moments, and then drops straight down to Lith Harbor. Pretty damn cool if you're on it.
And that was what Steve was currently doing. Hurtling down a ship going 100-130 mph. Stuck to the ceiling 'cause seatbelts are for chumps. Yelling to the guy next to him, who happened to be his best friend Nick, "Did I tell you this was cool or what? If it wasn't being propelled up my throat I'd barf!"
Yeah, life can be pretty sweet.
Steve and Nick, two level eights, were heading out to Victoria to get their jobs. 'Cause nobody can resist holding a big-ass weapon and shoving it in people's faces.
They were currently almost about to land, the second-best part of the "flight." As the boat stopped short, the two were hurtled back to the mattress-covered ground. At this moment the two realized why the ground was colored green. They just helped to keep the color.
If you know what I mean.
As everyone was getting off, Nick and Steve turned to watch the takeoff back to their home, Maple Island. The ship, again, went out 100-150 feet into the sea, before shooting straight back up into the air.
"So, wanna get some jobs?" Steve asked Nick. Nick nodded in response, and they thus headed off.
"Where you wanna go? I'm thinking Perion. I can see myself in armor shoving a sword into some monster." Steve remarked.
Nick obviously couldn't. He just broke out into laughter, and rolled on the ground.
"Alright, I get it! You don't have to be so fucking mean about it!"
Nick didn't pay attention. He was currently going through some convulsions. Steven sighed and started dragging the now unconscious Nick behind him.
What do you think? I'm trying to make a Jay and Silent Bob kind of relationship (guess who's who). The actual plot is coming up starting next chapter. Read and Review, and don't flame. We're just heading into summer here.