I normally don't type in their typing quirks but that's what I'm going to do.

Credit to Shubbabang on Tumblr for this chapter that the comic was based off of!

you know the deal with the arrows :P

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my own madness in this creation, and I don't own the post I found.

Karkat grumpily stared at the cash register, why the hell was he put on this duty, couldn't Nepeta or Equius do it? Wait, no, Equius would break the gogdamn cash register and Nepeta? Well wouldn't she be too distracted by the fact there was catnip in the store? Tons of catnip, it was fine, right? For some reason he didn't even bother to stop her once she had pounced over the catnip. It wasn't his fucking problem, it was the manager's now.

A blonde costumer bad walked up to him, asking buy a diet coke. She had swipped the card and signed her name. Karkat gave her a diet coke from the drink storage near him, and then gave her the receipt.

Like the asshole that he was, he made a grumpy statement before she left, "TOO BAD GETTING DIET COKE WON'T CHANGE HOW STUPID YOU LOOK." He grunted, "HUMAN."

The human customer stated at him wide-eyed and began to sniffle, she smacked him with her purse and ran off slightly sobbing.

He rubbed his cheek, "FUCK, I WAS ONLY TELLING THE GOGDAMN TRUTH. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU HUMANS AND THE TRUTH?"

Once Vriska, Aradia and Tavros had arrived to their costume store, they had all dressed up. They began sword fighting and doing whatever it is they do when they FLARP. Suddenly, a little human boy with a smile on his face asked, "Can I play?"

Aradia and Tavros stared at Vriska as she spoke, "Actually, you've just stum8led into our secret hideout...we have to kill you now."

A little boy with a bit of long hair stared at the fish and mumbled, "Ha, fish."

Feferi smiled as she walked up to him, ")(i t)(ere. I sea youre interested in t)(e fish. Ive heard of too many of t)(ese fis)( dying t)(oug)( so I swear if you don't care for t)(ese fis)( properly..."

Her face seemed to darken, and her smiled got wider, which was freaky with all her shark-like teeth to the poor human boy, "T)(en t)(e fis)( won't be the only ones )(eading to t)(e sewers."

Eridan stared at the television, like he was enchanted by it.

"hey a22hole arent you supposed to have a job to do" Sollux said walking over to him, with his ever so present lisp.

"Sol shut the fuck up for a second and tell me if youvve evver heard about something called "Harry Potter"" Eridan said as he pointed at the screen and somewhat glared at Sollux.

"Do you know which section they sell the catnip in? I need it for my dar-"

Karkat interrupted the unmarried woman, and waved his hand before he leaned against his desk, "EXCUSE ME BUT DO I LOOK LIKE THE HELP DESK? I'M HERE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE STORE." He then handed her the last bag of catnip.

He mumbled under his breath, "AT LEAST NEPETA WON'T BE FUCKING EATING EVEN MORE CATNIP, I GUESS."

The manager of the clothing store walked up to Kanaya with a little bit of an angered stare, "Kanaya, I told you to put the clothes out."

"I Thought I Did." Kanaya said as she looked over her shoulder from folding a shirt.

"Then why are more of half of the clothes still in boxes?"

"I Didn't Put The Ugly Things Out. I Forgot That People With Your Fashion Sense Shop Here As Well." Kanaya said, looking sad and the manager stared at her in disbelief.

There was a very large isle of snacks, including Faygo, coke, chips and many others. Terezi and Gamzee stared at it with their mouths open wide.

"1'M GO1NG TO 3AT 4LL OF TH1S"

"NoT bEfOrE i Do"

"1'LL FUCK1NG F1GHT YOU FOR 4LL TH1S FOOD"

"D- Nepeta, is everything alright? You were needed in the small beasts isle" Equius asked, approaching his moirail.

Nepeta turned quickly, her pupils larger than usual and her mouth was curved into a cat-like shape. ":33 hi equius!"

"D- Are you…" He hoped he hadn't began sweating once again, "D- okay?"

Nepeta's eyes glowed as she stared at him blankly, ":33 there was catnip in the pet aisle"

It was getting a bit creepy of her staring like this, ":33 so much catnip"

Eridan rushed by the cash register, "Kar im stealin the Harry wizard movies"

Karkat continued to stare ahead, again it wasn't his problem. "FINE WHATEVER."

Everyone was lined in front of the mall owner. Gamzee and Terezi were covered in scratches, Vriska was still dressed up and slightly tilted her head. Sollux, Eridan, Kanaya, Tavros could barely been seen in the back. Karkat looked bored, and Nepeta was messily thrown over Equius' head, as Equius stared unaffected, while Aradia looked at the boss dullily. The boss slammed his hand on the table.

"You're all FIRED!"

Sollux stood on his toes to be seen in the back and said, "no you are"

Mostly everyone smiled or smirked, and Nepeta was about to tip over, still in her catnip daze.

haha shubbabang is awesome, i barely even added my own touches. my own touches were probably obvious with the lady slapping karkat with her bag...yeah XD