Written for a drabble meme. The prompt was "music, fish, and factor," though the story ended up having very little to do with any of those things. Megaman and company belongs to Capcom.
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"But we should be SPECIAL FRIENDS!" said Rockman, even as Forte tried to blow the blue bomber's head off.
Forte stared for a moment and started re-aiming his blaster.
"Honestly," he muttered to himself, "is he just DUMB?"
He froze as the low whine of a buster charging sounded right by his ear.
"The answer to that," said Blues, quite conversationally, "is yes."
Forte twitched. Unlike Rock, the older robot wasn't nearly as interested in being friendly. He preferred the "blow annoyances to tiny bits" method of dealing with the enemies Wily sent his way.
Blues sighed, watching his sibling drawing large hearts in the dirt with a stick. Though the buster didn't leave its spot by Forte's ear, it looked as though Blues was developing the robotic equivalent of a stress headache.
"However," and at this, Blues looked like all he really wanted to do was jump off the nearest cliff, "he is my younger brother. And I would like him to have the boyfriend of his choosing. If only so he'll stop trying to decorate my room with daisies."
The two robots paused to watch Rock singing "Someday My Prince Will Come," accompanied by a chorus of disgustingly cute, fuzzy forest creatures who had managed to pop out of the cracks of suburbia.
"Nearest cliff is what, three thousand meters away?" said Forte.
"Three thousand and seven. He can catch you before you make it off the edge."
Really, activating that girly robot and having him destroy the world was looking better every day.