A/N: Sorry if you find the new format annoying, I know I do, but I've gotten so many reviews and messages telling me about my format that I decided to just change it. Not that this is much better but it's legal and that's what counts. Disney still owns it.
Parody of the Caribbean: Curse of the Bungled Prose
Past Insanity
Young Elizabeth sings, "I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck and I never veer a starboard cause I never sail at all. I never walk the gangplank and I never owned a parrot. And I've never been to Boston in the fall."
Gibbs says, "Quit yer yappin' there be pirates about."
Norrington says, "Mr. Gibbs I'll not have you scare that child with pirate tales. Deck swabbing duty. Now."
Mr. Gibbs makes faces at Norrington.
Young Elizabeth says, "Actually I think pirates are the coolest. They're all cute and cuddly with their eye patches and talking birdies."
Norrington says, "On the contrary Miss Swann, I met a pirate once. He was not at all cute and cuddly. He stabbed me you know, right here."
He pulls up his sleeve.
Young Elizabeth says, "OMG! Awesome!"
Norrington says, "Yes, with me in charge every pirate will get what he deserves."
Young Elizabeth says, "A dental plan?"
Norrington says, "No, a short drop and a sudden stop."
Young Elizabeth says, "Oh."
Gibbs says, "That means hanging till their neck break."
He mimes gagging, young Elizabeth is horrified.
Papa Swann says, "Norrington I'll not have you adding to my daughter's deteriorating mental state."
Norrington says, "Apologies."
Young Elizabeth says, "Daddy what do you mean?"
Papa Swann says, "Never mind your ADD dear."
Young Elizabeth says, "Look a parasol, I want the parasol!"
Norrington says, "How about a doctor's bag and a Rescue Me Drowning Boy doll?"
Young Elizabeth says, "Yay! This one's name is Will Turner."
Norrington says, "Anything else?"
Young Elizabeth pockets the medallion.
Young Elizabeth says, "No. But look it's a burning boat! It's soooo pretty. But how does it burn in the water."
Papa Swann says, "Never mind dear, just look after the drowning boy. Norrington will you get my deranged daughter her medication?"
Young Elizabeth takes out the medallion and plays with it. All of a sudden another ship appears.
Black Pearl says, "Hey, I saw that. I've got my eye on you."
Young Elizabeth says, "OMG! Another boat!"