Eye Candy
Written by: Brianna
Disclaimer: Do I own anything? Yeah right. If I did that horrible ending to the season finale, would have never happened.
AN: This is for Julie, who had a shitty day and needed something funny. She and I were chatting and this topic just suddenly came up.
"I'm pregnant"
Five mouths dropped at the sudden announcement.
I cracked a smile, "this is going to be fun" I thought to myself.
Suddenly all five were shouting questions to me.
"Who's the father?"
"Does he know yet?"
"What are you going to do about it?"
"When do you want your maternity leave?"
"Will you marry me?"
I roll my eyes and continue to smile. I walk more into the break room and address each ones' individual questions.
"No, Nick, the father doesn't know yet. I don't quite know what I'm going to do yet, Catherine. Grissom, I have no idea about my maternity leave yet and Greg, I'm not going to marry you."
"Hey, what about my question?" Warrick asked
I smile sweetly and play dumb, "what was your question again?"
Warrick rolls his eyes at me, "Who is the father?"
"Oh yeah that question. Oh, it's Nick."
"WHAT!" Catherine, Greg, Grissom and Warrick shout. Nick just stands there with his mouth slightly agape.
"When the hell did you and Nick start having sex?" Greg demanded.
"I'm not sure that is any of your business Greg, but haven't you noticed the increased amount of eye sex Nick and I have been having."
"Eye sex? Are you kidding me Sara?" Warrick said.
"No, I'm not. We've had some great eye sex haven't we Nicky?" I ask looking straight at him, with a sultrysmile on my face and an eyebrow lifted.
Nick smiles back at me. "Oh hell yeah. The eye sex has been amazing between Sara and me."
"Sara, I find this whole conversation completely inappropriate" Grissom said.
"Why?" I ask.
"Because, you should know by now that eye sex does not result in pregnancy."
"Fine, whatever. Don't believe me when I say that Nick and I have had amazing eye sex."
"It can't get you pregnant, Sara." Grissom said exasperated
"It doesn't mean Nick and I haven't had eye sex." I reply back
"Sara, I'm pretty sure he's acknowledging the eye sex. Right Grissom." Catherine says shooting Grissom a glare.
Grissom nods politely and Catherine continues, "He's just trying to understand how the eye sex got you pregnant."
I sigh and laugh, "Grissom, come on. It wasn't the amazing eye sex that got me pregnant, it was the phenomonal regular sex Nicky and I have been having that got me pregnant."
I turn and walk out of the room. As I do I hear a thud, which I can only assume is Nick passing out, and the rushing of people to him.
I smile and think "at least Nick will never forget the day I told him about our baby."
The End
AN: Julie, I hope this makes you feel a bit better!