THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE
NOT A SERIOUS FANFIC
ONLY FOR A LAUGH!
So once apon a time Rose got pissed cause the Doctor turned into a douche bag cause he unbuttoned his jacket and sagged his pants and wore his tie around his head instead of his neck and started calling Rose 'beyotch' so she got all mad and ties him to the bedposts witha bedsheet when he was deep in his sleep and then she cut his willie off then put it in a sock and smacked his repeatedly across the face with it and he was screaming but he couldnt do anything about it cause he was tied up and then when she was done she threw his socked willie out of the TARDIS so now the Doctor solves crimes without a willie.
EL FIN