And I Will Always Love You
He tiptoed around the Smash Mansion in the dead of night. He looked behind his shoulder. No one was there. Good.
He quickly took one last look and jumped into a nearby closest. He then took out an iPod and a pair of headphones. Music began to play. He sang along to it. Badly.
"If I should stay, I would only be in your way. So I'll go, but I know I'll think of you every step of the way."
His eyes were closed as he belted out the lyrics, way off key.
"AND IIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!"
"WHOEVER THAT IS, SHUT UP!"
"YEAH, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"SAMUS, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"
"NOT IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!"
He quickly packed up all of his belongings and bolted out of the closet before he was caught.
"Mr. Snake, what are you doing?" Snake froze. He turned to see Lucas, Ness, and Toon Link, all in their pjs, staring at him.
"What are you kids doing," he asked gruffly, acting as manly as possible.
"We were looking for the source of the noise!" Ness said.
"Well, nothings hear. Go away."
"But-"
"Go. Away."
The three boys quickly ran away.
Authoress' Note:
Fist SSB fic. Written for the late Whitney Houston.
R.I.P.
Whitney Houston
1963-2012