"Shop! I love fashion. Shop! I like dresses. Shop! I like shoes. Come on honey, spend the money! Shop!" sang a shopping Squirrelflight. Hollypaw started to stare at this muscular cat-manikin, drooling. "Mom, we're bored," Jaypaw complained. Squirrelflight let her eye twitch and she exploded, "I'M NOT YOU MOUSEBRAINED MOTHER!" Lionpaw (holding up a paw and making a hiss) "Rrrrr." Squirrelflight left her purse on a stool, and Jaypaw used his mind powers to make it float towards them. Lionpaw used his awesome strength to grab the purse and Hollypaw, and they skipped towards the food court. "OMG! The Hippie Store!" Hollypaw yowled. She held up a peace sign and then she made a grab for the man-purse on Jaypaw. "No! This is my purse!" Jaypaw snarled. "Oh… Mmm… Gee…" whispered the cats around them. Lionpaw said, "I want to explore the Hippie Store." Jaypaw slammed a paw to the ground and said, "Fine, but I get to choose the next store."
About Ten and a half hours later…
"KITS! KITS! LIONPAW, JAYPAW, HOLLYPAW!" boomed Squirrelflight as she walked towards them. "Hide!" yowled Hollypaw, her ears pulled back in a bandana and jeans on. Jaypaw, with his pink man-purse and a jean jacket on, pushed them into a tight space behind the fattest cat of them all, Cloudtail. Lionpaw, whom was wearing a black shirt and jeans, gnawed on Cloudtail. Finally, Squirrelflight passed them. Jaypaw said, "I want to go to Abercrombie and Finch next."
(Flash6004, Lionblaze, and Cinderheart are completely confused right now.)
When they were finished with Jaypaw's cool store, Lionpaw wanted to go towards the she-cats that were hanging out around the Perfumed Cat. "Hey, ladies," Lionpaw purred, smooth as honey. Minnowpaw and Cinderpaw batted their eyes at him, while Heatherpaw rubbed his chin with her paw and said, "You have some pretty sisters." "I'm a dude!" Jaypaw wailed. Dawnpaw and Ivypaw squeaked and pulled him towards their leather chairs. Jaypaw said, "Uh… carry on!" Hollypaw got in a deep conversation with two toms, Tigerpaw and Breezepaw. Lionpaw was drooling streams while he stared at the pretty she-cats. Minnowpaw leaned forward and whispered, "Thundercat, why don't you come closer?" Hollypaw, turning towards Lionpaw, thought, Cha-chang. And of course, Lionpaw still had no clue these clever she-cats were trying to pick-pocket him. Pulling him between them, Dovepaw and Cinderpaw leaned on his shoulder until he closed his eyes, enjoying this moment. Being WindClan, a fast Heatherpaw grabbed his jacket and grabbed his wallet. "RUN!" screamed Ivypaw, and they dashed away, leaving Lionpaw gazing helplessly after them.
When they returned to ThunderClan, the apprentices got into their den. Brambleclaw, their father, walked over and asked, "Did you have fun at the mall?" Lionpaw was sleeping, Jaypaw was clutching his man-purse and snoring. Hollypaw thought, Yeah, we had fun. Jaypaw got a man-purse; Lionpaw got fooled and lost all of his money by some clever she-apprentices; I met two hot toms but they just liked my pretty looks. Yeah, it was a bad time. "Good," Hollypaw replied, and fell asleep.