Author: lord aragos
Disclamer:I do not own star wars
The game
Chapter one Obi -wan gets his butt kicked
Obi-wan: You have met your match Vadar!
Vadar: No I haven't!
Sith: Hey guys what ya dooooing? Looks educational.
Obi-wan: Actually we're killing each other with blood and gore and arms flying everywhere!
So ya it's educational.
Vadar: back to the fight!
Sith: I wanna play! I wanna play!
Obi-wan: You cant! It's just me and Darth Vadar are the ones who are playing this non-violentgame!
Vadar: Hey! Me and Sith over here are on the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE! (Lightning bolt crash) So we can do whatever we want! Isn't that right Sith?
Sith: (Picking his nose then realises that they're looking at him) Oh! I wasn't paying attention.
Vadar: Come on, lets go get him!
(Both drop their light sabers and run up to Obi-wan and start kicking him!)
Obi-wan:NOOOOOOO! Oww!
Vadar&Sith: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Obi-wan :I'm really getting my butt kicked and I need help!
Mysterious voice: Have you forgotten your training Obi-wan?
Obi-wan: Is that you God?
Mysterious voice: No you IDIOT! its me Qui gone jin your old partner!
Obi-wan: Oh, how's it like being one with the force?
Qui gone jin: Never mind that do you remember you training?
Obi-wan: Hang on I have to get away from these guys!
(Obi-wan runs into a room and locks the door)
Qui gone jin: Now, do you remember anything about your training? Like the slightest little thing?
Obi-wan:(playing his game boy)Ya I'll take the trash out later mom!
Qui gone jin: your screwed!
(Crash!Darth Vadar and Sith break down the door!)
Obi-wan:It's my game boy ! You can't have it!
(Darth Vadar & Sith start to kick Obi-wan some more!)
Is this the end of our ...uh well he's not really a hero. BUT ANYWAY! Is this the end of ..Obi- wan?
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