TEN RANDOM WAYS TO HURT YOURSELF WITH BELLA
thank my lovely friends! here goes!
My friends all call me clumsy but i don't think so. Since they think that i'm clumsy, i will make them seem like the table has turn. MUHAHA! Seriously. By the end of the week, they will NOT call me clumsy anymore. Now to think of the perfect plan. to start with Rosalie, i think i might... i don't know throw a brush in the mirror? make her drop her shopping bags filled with condoms? no i would get in trouble for both. Hmmm Jasper... should i make it seem like he broke the vibrator while he's releasing? fill one of his condoms with baby oil? naaaaahhh too obvious... Emmett where should i start? make him mysteriously break a footing for a truck? scare him into drop his bag full of tampons... now that would be funny. i might keep one of Emmett's. now on to alice. well i could cut one of her dresses and hold it together until she bends over? that would be embarrassing. make her forsee something that would be false, then make her fun over the edge of a cliff? umm i think i would get in trouble with Edward... speaking of Edward... hmmmm he can't hear my thoughts so.. maybe i should tell him the truth, and since he will think im playing, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH wait i don't kno!... HELLLPPPPPP! time to call the master of trickery... then trick him... MUHAHAHAHA *cough* *choke* *cough** cough*