Disclaimer: The only parts of Kyo Kara Maou that I own are my collection of phone straps, key chains, and a Wolfram cosplay uniform.
Rating: G
Characters: Gwendal and Gunter
Pairings: None
Word Count: 150
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Gwendal von Voltaire was an excellent strategist, both on the battlefield and in areas of diplomacy. As such, he felt that he could cope with any situation presented to him; However, Gwendal von Voltaire had never come face to face with this particular abomination.
"I made it myself! Isn't it divine?!"
Gwendal let his eyes rise from the pink, disfigured mass of paper mache, sparkles, and pebbles to Gunter von Christ's smiling face.
"Very shiny." was all Gwendal could say before his eyes dropped down to ensure that the mutated blob hadn't moved. It looked as though Gunter had petrified some atrocity during its death throes.
Gunter giggled. "I knew you'd like it!" were his parting words before skipping off, leaving Gwendal to deal with the monstrosity he had birthed.
Gwendal used his own cherished paperwork to push his new paperweight into a desk drawer he would never open again.
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Author's Note:
Hope you have as much fun reading as I did writing!
-grasperfanboy