Title: Gift
Author:
Danielle
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating : PG-13
Warning:
Slash, kissing, humor
Summary: House sent Wilson a present. (194.
That's all the summary you're going to get.)
Notes: Thought of
this idea riding a bus home from HP:GoF with a friend and listening
to the radio. I think it's funny?
The expression on Wilson's face would have sent a lesser duckling screaming for the hills. Thankfully, Chase was pouring himself a cup of very hot coffee when the head of oncology stormed into House's office, waving what looked like a large and quite plain box over his head.
"Do you have any idea what this is?" Chase found himself backing for the door at the echoes of Wilson's voice, wondering exactly how House sat so calmly.
"A box. I deduced that, you know." The snort from Chase didn't even grab their attention. Foreman and Cameron were approaching, ignoring his rapid shoo-ing motions and glancing curiously around the corner.
"It's a sex enhancement kit. From your apartment number." Wilson leaned down, planting first the box and then his fists on House's desk. "And all it has in it is a picture of you."
Chase looked at Foreman, Foreman looked at Cameron, she just stared at the floor. The sound of a moan brought all their eyes forward, staring at Wilson. Wilson sitting on House's desk. Kissing House. And one hand…
They were gone before anything else could register, Chase's spilled coffee forgotten on the floor.