This was based off an RP with Ask-TeamRocket on DA. It was really fun, so I'm posting it here. Enjoy guys!

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Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Conker was walking through a forest. All of these strange creatures were around him, but he didn't mind. A lot of weird things had happened to him in the past few days. It was nothing new to him.

The squirrel stopped when he saw two humans and a cat. He snickered slightly of what Gregg would do if he was here, his hate for cats and all.

Conker calmed walked over to them. "Hello."

James blinked a bit, raising a gloved hand to wave a little "Hi?"

The squirrel waved back. "Sup?"

"Nothing much. Certainly no evil plots or anything, eheheheh." he replied, twiddling his thumbs together.

Jessie smacking the back of James' head for his skittishness. Conker crossed his arms when this happened. His blue eyes watched him, and his foot tapped, as if he didn't believe what he was told. The way the girl hit the other made he wonder just what it was they were up to. Maybe he'd get some cash if he helped them out with whatever they were doing.

"Hey, you can tell me," he told them. "I'd be glad to help with whatever it is you're up to."

Meowth blinked as he observed the squirrel. "Well, I don't tink our boss would like it very much if we had any outside help."

The cat pokemon mused for a moment as Jessie rolled her crystalline cerulean eyes at the two males in her team.

"The offer is great and all, but the twerp and his pikachu is our business and ours alone." her tone was nonchalant, smoothing an awry bit of hair back into the rest of it, briefly considering wasting more money on more industrial-strength hairspray.

The red furred animal huffed a sigh. So much for that plan. He'd have to come up with somethin' help. Conker thought it was odd enough that a cat was talking, he didn't even know what this Pikachu or twerp was. But weirder things had happened to him, so he was use to it.

"Well, have you ever caught this... twerp and... his Pikachu, was it? If not, then you obviously need help."

"Team Rocket? Need help? Bahahaha!" James snickered away.

"Jimmy, he has a point," Meowth added.

Silence would envelop the trio, looking at each other, then at Conker. "Pardon us." Jessie grabbed the two boys by their arms and dragged them a small distance away to discuss the idea with them.

Conker tapped his foot once more, waiting for them to get done with their little chat. His large orange tail flicked behind him as he grinned to himself. Frequently, they all glanced back at him before resuming huddling close. Sooner rather than later, Jessie marched back over, Meowth and James following sheepishly.

Taking in a breath, she stated briskly, "We'll have to decline your offer. Our boss would be furious with us if we accepted any outside help."

Conker stopped tapping his foot, frowning. This was not going to be easy, but he wasn't going to give up at easy. Their boss might be mad at them sure, but wouldn't that make up for it if they had whatever it was they were after?

"He might be mad a first sure, but, would it all be worth it if you got what you wanted?" The squirrel grinned once more. "After all, would he be MORE mad if you DIDN'T get what you were after?"

Jessie faltered a little, James muttering, "I'm sure we'd get that promotion if we caught the twerp's Pikachu..."

"Yeah, but da boss could just as well fire us, too, Jimmy," Meowth interjected.

Ah, that's where you're wrong my cat friend," Conker said, having come up with a plan for this. "You don't have to TELL your boss you had help. I'll help you catch this Pikachu, and you can give it to your boss. He'd never have to know."

n unison, they all frowned.

"We wouldn't ever keep something like that from our Boss."

Conker crossed his arms. "Mmmm.."