"Patrick Writes A Novel"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Spongebob SquarePants or any of the characters from the show. SpongeBob SquarePants and its characters are owned by Nickelodeon and Stephen Hillenburg. Anyway, here's a story featuring our favorite starfish, Patrick Star. Or better yet, Patrick writing his first story for fanfiction! Enjoy!
Once upun a time...
Ther was a star named Patrick.
All he luved to do was watched TV.
Butt then, his but itched.
So he itched his but. It felt good.
But then, Patrick went 2 sleep and ended happy evuh aftuh.
End.
Patrick held his story up high for him to see. So far, it was his best work as an author, which wasn't surprising since it was his first time writing a story.
"Oh boy," Patrick shouted with glee, "My first story! And it took me only four minutes to finish! I can't wait for the others to see my work!"
With that, Patrick took his story and stuffed it inside an envelope. He then went to his mailbox, stuffed the envelope inside the box and closed the lid.
"There we go," Patrick replied. "Can't wait to see the magic happen!"
One week later...
Patrick was sleeping in his bed like always when the alarm clock aside him rang. Hearing this, he pressed on the snooze button.
"Well, that was a good sleep!" He exclaimed. "Can't wait to see what people think of my book! I bet it's a best seller!"
Feeling a bit optimistic, Patrick left his rock...
...
...only to see a very nasty sight.
Surrounding him was a dogpile of plane crashes, car crashes, a row of broken bodies and everyone running around like the end of the world was happening. They could tell because of the nasty smell of gasoline and death surrounding the atmosphere. However, it wasn't the end of the world.
Apparently, it was all because they all read Patrick Star's book. The book cover showed Patrick just sitting down and watching TV. The title was stupid enough, which would explain why the book was called 'Patrick Watches Tiv'. Clearly, their burnt eyes and their horrid comments about the book realized how awful that mess was. Patrick could even hear their words from his ears (which he didn't have any).
"MY EYES! MY EYES!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH! SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"SOMEONE GET ME A KNIFE! SOMEBODY GET ME A KNIFE!"
Patrick wasn't effected by their foul cries. In fact, their reactions of horror and shock actually made him smile much more.
"Wow, I never knew it was a big hit!" Patrick chuckled. "Yeah, I've must have done really well for myself..."
With satisfaction in his face, Patrick went back to his rock while having to ignore the book-ridden carnage and mayhem around Bikini Bottom.
I don't know why, but I'd read that novel. Sounds like it must be fun and interesting!
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome!