Part 1

Shepard wokd doun thu hol. Sudenlee, a geth jumpd owt and shot at him. Shepard ducd and shot bac. Boom. Thu geth fel too thu flore ded. Moar geth popped owt. Shepard shot thum ded.

Shepard terned and ran wen too many geth popped up. He jumpd doun a lader and thu geth ran past. He ran intoo a room filed with smoac. Geth popped throo thu smoac and shot at Shepard. He ducd and shot all ov thum ded. Thun, moar geth popped up. Thure were too many geth too fight. Shepard ran doun thu hol and right intoo Harbenjer.

"Harbenjer!" Shepard yeled, pulling owt his sord. Harbenjer pulled owt a sord too. Harbenjer Shepard's and Harbenjer's sords clashed.

"I will stop yoo!" Shepard yeled.

"Yoo canot stop me Shepard!" Harbenjer yeled. Harbenjer kiked Shepard intoo a pit. Sudenlee, Shepard jumpd bac owt and ran doun thu hol.

Wen he terned areownd he saw Harbenjer after him. Shepard opened a door and ran owt too thu edge ov thu spas platform. It wus a ded end. He terned and fought Harbenjer again. Shepard jumpd on thu raleing.

"Only yoor hate can stop me," Harbenjer sed. "Why don't yoo join me?"

"I'll never join yoo!" Shepard coled.

He pulled owt a gun but Harbenjer cut thu gun in haf. He stabd at Harbenjer but Harbenjer ducd and jumpd on thu raleing. Slice. Sudenlee, Harbenjer cut ovf Shepard's hand.

"Yoo loos," Harbenjer sed. "Join me."

Harbenjer pointed thu sord at Shepard's throte.

"I'll never join yoo!" Shepard sed. "Yoo kild me fothur!"

"No, Shepard," Harbenjer sed. "I am yoor fothur."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Shepard skreemd.

Part 2

What? Shepard skimmed Joker's second fanfiction again. Did he read that right?

Over the past month, Joker has been practically obsessed with writing a fanfaction about their adventures. The only problem was Joker's grammar was not exactly the best.

Now, Sheppard just read about a sword fight between him and Harbinger, at least he thinks it was supposed to be a sword fight. He had no idea what a 'sord' is but apparently he and Harbinger just fought with 'sords'.

"Joker," Shepard groaned in disbelief. "Did you proofread this like I told you?" Joker scoffed at that comment.

"Tried," he said. "But, it got boring real fast." The pilot swiveled in his chair enthusiastically.

"Is it better?" he asked, eager to put his story online. Is it better? No! This story had even worse grammar and spelling that the first one!

"Have you been watching Star Wars lately?" Shepard asked.

"What gave it away?" Joker asked. He thought no one would make the connection, that he had hidden the similarities too well.

"I am your father," Shepard read. He knew it does not take a Star Wars fan to know that phrase.

"So what?" Joker coughed. "I don't think anyone online's going to notice."

"I noticed," Shepard said. "And, I'm not even a Star Wars fan."

"That's only 'cause you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer," Joker said. He then laughed at the thought of Shepard watching that. Shepard glanced behind him to make sure no one heard that statement.

"I thought I told you to proofread your stories," Shepard said. Joker replied with a lot of mumbling under his breath. Joker's mumbling told Shepard everything he needed to know.

"EDI," Shepard said. EDI's glowing blue orb appeared on the dashboard.

"Yes, Shepard?" she asked.

"If Joker tries to write another story, can you try to automatically correct him?" Shepard asked.

"Jeff does not appreciate my attempts," EDI said in annoyance. "He says I am spelling things wrong." Shepard face-palmed.

"And, Joker," Shepard said. "Harbinger is not my father."

"It's just a story," Joker said.

"Yeah, but stories are supposed to make sense."

"Guess that's why the truth is stranger than fiction."