A/N: heyyyy guyss im backkk! but this time i have a MULTI CHAPTER STORY! its gonna b soo good omg
IT HAS BEEN 8 hole yrs since the anubis squad graduated high escuela. Fabina and niners got married and the rest no longer exists bc i don't feel like including them in this story.
BUT WAIT?
WHAT IS THIS?
IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY RUFUS ZENO, RIPPING THRU THE FIGURATIVE FABRICS OF TIME TO INCLUDE HIMSELF IN THIS STORY
"Watch out" rufus says all intimidating like to the camera as he walks towards us in slow motion while fire explosion goes off in the background "im a homewrecker now"
( pls insert the line break here bc i can't figure it out thank u)
"Omg nines i loves u soooo" fabey babey says to his wifey
"Yes i know i am the best" nninaa sing songs
BUT SUDDENLY they hear a voice loudly whisper thru the abyss aka the dark corner of their living room
"I doubt that" the abyss loudly whispers to neeens
The abyss snaps twice (2wice)
*lights turn on*
*curtains draw back*
LO AND BEHOLD THE ABYSS IS ACTUALLY RUFUS ZENO THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN ALL OF ANUBIS LAND! STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO FABEY BABEY AND NINERZ (aka hes facing the corner dont get confuse)
*snazzy music begins playing*
*cue two (2) jazz hands*
"UUMMM excuse me?" a confused nina says
"I have come to claim what is rightfully mine" roofy says as the snazzy music stops and 'mister steal yo girl' starts to play
Roofy roof roofs then pulls open the figurative fabrics of time AGAIN to reveal something that looks an awful lot like the hellz dimension that he fell into in one of the early seasons (i dont rly remember which season it was sorry)
"Fabes let's run away together u will b so much happier with me i promise" rufus said while trying to push fabian thru the time warp
"But i dont wanna go to the hellz dimension"
"YEA DONT TAKE MY HUBBY" niners yells as she throws rocks that she magically produced from one of her five (5) pockets (bc thats totes realistic) at roofy roof roofs
"U CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING" fabes yells (suddenly) "ALL U DO IS NAG AND BOSS ME AROUND! I WANT TO B WITH SOMEBODY THAT WILL LOVE ALL! OF! ME! THAT INCLUDES MY WEAK AND NON ATHLETIC HANDS"
"But fabey babey u idiot u dont wanna go to the hellz dimension" nina cries
"Well now that i think about it anything is better than BEING STUCK WITH U" the fabster screams while flailing his two (2) weak and non athletic hands
And so rufus zeno waved his magical non weak and non non athletic hands to produce a white horse that he and fabey babey hopped up on so they could go thru the figurative fabrics of time in style
-END OF CHAP 1 (WON)-
A/N: guys, i kno what ur thinking, omg this is so mcfreacking amazin. and i kno, i am genius. 200 reviews and likes or i wont update. thxxx guys, luv ya.
i will now go back to being a carrot.