Pegasus and the Trix rabbit
Disclaimer- I don't own Pegasus J. Crawford or the Trix rabbit. I only own this story.
(Scene opens when the trix rabbit slips into a disguise into one of Pegasus' henchmen for Yugi's trix.)
Yugi-Boy I sure am hungry.
Joey-Me too.
Tristan-Anyone bring any eats?
Tea-Nope sorry guys.
Bakura-Sorry mate.
Yugi-Wait I have my Trix cereal.
Tea-Wow I love trix!
Rabbit-(Sounding Professional) Rabbit-Excuse me young man. Is that Trix Cereal?
Yugi-Yes it is. It's my favorite cereal.
Rabbit-May I have some please?
Yugi-No! They're mine!
Tea-Yugi don't be so mean. Yes you may have some Trix cereal.
Yugi-No Tea I don't trust him. He works for Pegasus!
Joey-The suit's a dead giveaway.
Bakura-Duh!
Tea-(Sweatdrop)
Rabbit-(Reaches for the Trix)
Yugi-I guess you'll have the hard way. Yuuuuugggggiiiioooohhhh!!
(Yami Yugi appears)
Yami-Stand before me filthy coward.
Rabbit-Hold it you got it all wrong. (Pulls off the disguise)
Yami-(laughs) Silly Rabbit Trix aren't for you.
Tea-Um Yugi.
Bakura-Don't bother Tea. He's a Pharaoh. Don't piss off a Pharaoh.
Pegasus-What's going on in here?
(Notices the Trix Rabbit)
Pegasus-What a cute and cuddly bun bun!
Rabbit-Um why are you looking at me like that?
Pegasus-He's just the most adorable thing ever!
Rabbit-On second thought forget the cereal.
Pegasus-I bet Croquet brought him here.
Rabbit-The hell is he talking about.
Joey-(Slips out of the room)
Rabbit-Look everyone I'm sorry about trying to rob you of your cereal but ya gotta help me.
Yami-Why should we? As far as we know you just tried to rob someone. That's a crime worth about 2 to 5 years in prison.
Rabbit-It's only cereal.
Tea-Plus you tried to rob from kids.
Bakura-I say we cook him!
Pegasus-Noooooooooo!! You leave my bun bun alone you pieces of filth! He's mine and I'll name him Mr. Bun Bun.
Yami-It's clear that you've lost what little sanity you had left.
Pegasus-Quiet you. At least I'm not gay with my abiou.
Yami-Take that back you eagle maniac.
Pegasus-Make me Yugi-Kun!
(Get into a fight)
Rabbit-Now's my chance to get outta here.
Pegasus-Noooooooo Please Mr. Bun Bun if you want Trix cereal then stay here and be my friend.
Rabbit-You mean it? Lots of Trix cereal.
Tristan-Why is named Trix?
Tea-In this era it means more than one thing.
Joey-Pervert.
Tea-I'm not a pervert!
(Got into a fight)
Tristan-So Yugi how about that cereal.
Yami-Sugar is bad for you Tristan. My abiou and I will share the cereal.
Tristan-Pegasus is right Yugi. You are gay.
Yami-Say whatever you want. You can't have this cereal!
Tristan-(Sweatdrop)
Tea-(All bruised up) We've learned something today. This cereal represents our greed. All of us wanted the cereal. Well except Pegasus he wanted the rabbit. I think we should get rid of the cereal.
Everyone-(Except Tea and Pegasus) SHUT UP CHEERLEADER!
(Threw Tea out of the window where she died a bloody death)
Pegasus-Great now I'm going to have to get someone to scrape off her corpse. I hope It doesn't stick.
Joey-I just thought of something. Tea is the root of all our grief.
Tristan-Yep that explains everything.
Rabbit-So um where's the Trix?
Pegasus-Right ok let's go to the store and I'll buy off every box.
(At the store)
Rabbit-Wow I can't believe I'll have a friend and a life full of Trix cereal.
Pegasus-That's right by the way does you like cartoons?
Rabbit-Yes I love cartoons.
Pegasus-Well I think you'll fit right in.
(At the cereal isle)
(No Trix Cereal)
Rabbit-WHERE'S THE ****** CEREAL?
Pegasus-There's the culprits!
(Pointed to some kids with shopping carts full of Trix Cereal)
Rabbit-After them!
Kids-Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!
Pegasus-(Runs over them with the shopping carts) Never leave your child unattended.
Rabbit-Yeah! (Grabs the cereal)
Pegasus-Now let's pay for that cereal. (End)
Disclaimer- I don't own Pegasus J. Crawford or the Trix rabbit. I only own this story.
(Scene opens when the trix rabbit slips into a disguise into one of Pegasus' henchmen for Yugi's trix.)
Yugi-Boy I sure am hungry.
Joey-Me too.
Tristan-Anyone bring any eats?
Tea-Nope sorry guys.
Bakura-Sorry mate.
Yugi-Wait I have my Trix cereal.
Tea-Wow I love trix!
Rabbit-(Sounding Professional) Rabbit-Excuse me young man. Is that Trix Cereal?
Yugi-Yes it is. It's my favorite cereal.
Rabbit-May I have some please?
Yugi-No! They're mine!
Tea-Yugi don't be so mean. Yes you may have some Trix cereal.
Yugi-No Tea I don't trust him. He works for Pegasus!
Joey-The suit's a dead giveaway.
Bakura-Duh!
Tea-(Sweatdrop)
Rabbit-(Reaches for the Trix)
Yugi-I guess you'll have the hard way. Yuuuuugggggiiiioooohhhh!!
(Yami Yugi appears)
Yami-Stand before me filthy coward.
Rabbit-Hold it you got it all wrong. (Pulls off the disguise)
Yami-(laughs) Silly Rabbit Trix aren't for you.
Tea-Um Yugi.
Bakura-Don't bother Tea. He's a Pharaoh. Don't piss off a Pharaoh.
Pegasus-What's going on in here?
(Notices the Trix Rabbit)
Pegasus-What a cute and cuddly bun bun!
Rabbit-Um why are you looking at me like that?
Pegasus-He's just the most adorable thing ever!
Rabbit-On second thought forget the cereal.
Pegasus-I bet Croquet brought him here.
Rabbit-The hell is he talking about.
Joey-(Slips out of the room)
Rabbit-Look everyone I'm sorry about trying to rob you of your cereal but ya gotta help me.
Yami-Why should we? As far as we know you just tried to rob someone. That's a crime worth about 2 to 5 years in prison.
Rabbit-It's only cereal.
Tea-Plus you tried to rob from kids.
Bakura-I say we cook him!
Pegasus-Noooooooooo!! You leave my bun bun alone you pieces of filth! He's mine and I'll name him Mr. Bun Bun.
Yami-It's clear that you've lost what little sanity you had left.
Pegasus-Quiet you. At least I'm not gay with my abiou.
Yami-Take that back you eagle maniac.
Pegasus-Make me Yugi-Kun!
(Get into a fight)
Rabbit-Now's my chance to get outta here.
Pegasus-Noooooooo Please Mr. Bun Bun if you want Trix cereal then stay here and be my friend.
Rabbit-You mean it? Lots of Trix cereal.
Tristan-Why is named Trix?
Tea-In this era it means more than one thing.
Joey-Pervert.
Tea-I'm not a pervert!
(Got into a fight)
Tristan-So Yugi how about that cereal.
Yami-Sugar is bad for you Tristan. My abiou and I will share the cereal.
Tristan-Pegasus is right Yugi. You are gay.
Yami-Say whatever you want. You can't have this cereal!
Tristan-(Sweatdrop)
Tea-(All bruised up) We've learned something today. This cereal represents our greed. All of us wanted the cereal. Well except Pegasus he wanted the rabbit. I think we should get rid of the cereal.
Everyone-(Except Tea and Pegasus) SHUT UP CHEERLEADER!
(Threw Tea out of the window where she died a bloody death)
Pegasus-Great now I'm going to have to get someone to scrape off her corpse. I hope It doesn't stick.
Joey-I just thought of something. Tea is the root of all our grief.
Tristan-Yep that explains everything.
Rabbit-So um where's the Trix?
Pegasus-Right ok let's go to the store and I'll buy off every box.
(At the store)
Rabbit-Wow I can't believe I'll have a friend and a life full of Trix cereal.
Pegasus-That's right by the way does you like cartoons?
Rabbit-Yes I love cartoons.
Pegasus-Well I think you'll fit right in.
(At the cereal isle)
(No Trix Cereal)
Rabbit-WHERE'S THE ****** CEREAL?
Pegasus-There's the culprits!
(Pointed to some kids with shopping carts full of Trix Cereal)
Rabbit-After them!
Kids-Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!
Pegasus-(Runs over them with the shopping carts) Never leave your child unattended.
Rabbit-Yeah! (Grabs the cereal)
Pegasus-Now let's pay for that cereal. (End)