Author's Note: Oh dear… I've had this sitting in my Hetalia document for several months now, but I haven't had the guts to post it. Warning there is Male Pregnancy and gay men, if you don't like it, don't read it.

Chapter One- Lovi and Tomato Mornings

Romano stirred silently in his bed. He rolled to the edge of the bed, covering his body with his bed sheets. He heard a soft sigh and sat up straight. "The fuck…?" He continued to glance around before looking down at the floor. "ANTONIO? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHY ARE YOU ON MY FUCKING FLOOR?" Romano let out a scream and Spain bolted upright, covering his body with a blanket which had been tossed on to the floor.

"Lovi!" The Spaniard said with a smile, still startled from the screaming done by the panicked Italian. "Calm down, miamantede tomate1" He said quietly, hoping to not get into anymore trouble with Romano, who was clearly pissed off.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT! FUCK!" He ran his fingers through his hair, his face flushing to a bright red.

"Ah, yes, quite well, I must say." Spain chuckled lightly, but instantly regretted it.

"WHAT? YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU FUCKED ME WHICH I DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER?" Romano was clearly in a state of panic, and Spain tried to calm the Italian down.

"Lovi, Lovi, relax. There is nothing to be so concerned about." Spain slid to the top of the bed and kissed Romano's temple.

"Bastardo2!" Was Romano's reply as he stood from his bed and pointed to the door. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Romano pushed Spain to the door, and Spain stumbled reluctantly.

"Lovi, let me get my clothes por favor3!" Spain cried, keeping his feet on the floor.

"Fine…" Romano said quietly. "Then you get out of here, and get out fast, tomato bastard." Romano left Spain with a wave of his hand, and walked to his bathroom.

Author's Note: There you go, it's chapter one, I apologize for it being so short D': But I am working on Chapter Two now, which is when Romano begins to get the symptoms of being pregnant. I feel like I'm losing my sanity over this. Please review, I really appreciate it!

1. Mi amante de tomate- My tomato lover in Spanish (So cheesy~)

2. Bastardo- Bastard in Italian

3. Por favor- Please in Spainish