**Written for the Fanfiction Tournament: April Round 2**

A.N - A sort of continuation of Spiralling, though can be read stand-alone.

Best Served When All Is Forgotten

'But Draco,' simpered Pansy, 'I've changed for you, it's all for you.'

'Yes you've changed your body...badly, but you can't change who you are. You're a bitch Pansy, and you always will be,' replied Draco with a sneer.

'I may be a bitch, I don't care about that. But don't you dare insult my new body Draco; I worked hard for it and I did it for you. It was what you wanted-'

'I don't want you Pansy, don't you get it? I've never wanted you, you're pathetic!'

'You'll regret that Malfoy! Mark my words. One day I'll be on the cover of Witch Weekly, you'll see.'

~o~

'This way Pansy! Look at the camera. Give me...sultry. That's good, darling!'

The photographer shouted more instructions, which Pansy dutifully complied with. She pouted and fluttered her eyelashes until he was nearly out of film roll.

'Just one more Pansy. Now take off the shirt and the bra. You don't have a problem with that do you?' Pansy shook her head and obeyed. She had finally worked out how to do the localised Engorgio a couple of years previously, and she relished every opportunity to flaunt her new plus-sized breasts, 'good. Now look over your shoulder at me. Beautiful! Through your eyelashes now! Wonderful, all done now Pansy!' he went to put his camera away.

'Hang on. Can you just do me one more thing, sweetie?' she asked sweetly. The photographer nodded slowly, clearly confused at where she was heading with this request, 'Can you do some frontal shots, focusing on my waist, breasts and face? It's for my own personal use. I'll pay you handsomely, of course.'

'How handsomely?' he asked as he leered at her.

'Whatever you want, of course,' she replied with a crook of her finger and a smirk on her face. Both the photographer and Draco wouldn't know what was coming their way.

~o~

'Draco,' said Astoria, bouncing a young Scorpius on her hip, 'I didn't know you took out a subscription to Witch Weekly. Is there something you want to tell me?'

'I haven't. What you're talking about 'Storia dear?' replied Draco as he peered out from behind the Daily Prophet.

'What's this then? "Dear Mr Malfoy, your weekly subscription to Witch Weekly has been officially accepted. Thank you for your patronage." Still don't know what I'm talking about?'

'I honestly don't know where that came from.'

'So, it wouldn't be because your ex is on the front page would it?'

'What! Pansy?' he took the magazine from Astoria, 'that scheming little-'

'NOT in front of Scorpius, please.'

'Sorry. Please believe me 'Storia, you're the only woman for me.'

~o~

Dear Mrs Malfoy

I hope you don't mind me sending these. I wouldn't normally, it's only that Draco asked for them. He contacted me about the photo shoot in Witch Weekly the other week asking for the rest of the shots. I really don't want to send them; I don't wish to get in the way of your marriage but what can I say? Draco can be very persuasive when he needs to be. I thought I'd send them direct to you so he wouldn't be hiding any secrets from you, he can be very secretive. I should know, we did date for a while. He asked specifically for the shots that didn't make the published article. Close ups mainly, so that is what I've enclosed for him. I hope this doesn't affect your marriage, believe me when I say it's not my intention. I can only apologise for this but it's what he wanted.

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy smirked as she folded the piece of parchment in half and placed the photos in the crook. She knew she was being a bitch, but really, wasn't that what Draco had said all those years ago when he'd insulted her?