Hey everyone! Minerakf here! I'm doing a brand new idea that randomly popped into my head. I thought this would be so cool to do, being a brand new idea and all! So, enjoy, and leave lots of tasty reviews! *nom-noms reviews*
Sapphire:
Now, the first thing you probably thought when you read my name was, 'What the heck? Who names their kid Sapphire?!' Well, my parents did, and honestly, I like my name the way it is.
But that's beside the point. You came here for a story about three modern day kids going to Middle Earth. But before you leave, I need to tell you something. This isn't your typical 'Wow...Legolas is hot...' type of fangirl goes to middle earth, joins the fellowship, and Mary-sue junk ensues. Well... The first and second part is right, but seriously, don't expect Legolas to just be like, 'Oh my god, I love you random human girl from another world.' Because that's not even what happened at all.
Because this is the real story of how me and my friends got transported to Middle Earth. Sure that's every Tolkien fan's dream come true, which it was for me...But of course, something had to go wrong with Julia and Tyler, and well...let's just say it changed the story from a Mary-sue/10th walker story to...I don't know what the heck this even could be described as.
You know what? I'm not going to go into much detail about my personal life before 'The Incident' as we now call it. Here's it summarized nice and pretty for you: Me, my BFF Julia, her slightly younger brother Peter, and Tyler, who was Julia's boyfriend, were all hanging out in my basement of my house, playing Call of Duty on Xbox. And yes, we were all Lord of the Rings fans. Thank the Varda for that at least! But it wasn't like we had been doing anything LOTR related at the time.
But in reality, you don't have to be reading the book, or watching the movie, or even playing the Lego Lord of the Rings Wii game to have something magical happen to you. Sometimes I guess, things just happen out of the blue, with no rhyme or reason to them. Now, I know you're going to be like, 'that's the poorest intro I've ever seen for a modern kids go to Middle Earth story', but you know what? Screw you! This was how it happened, and I don't care what you think about it!
It literally just... happened. One second, we were shouting about how we were going to kill each other, flopped on my plush couch and gleefully bashing the buttons on the remotes, the next, we were sitting in the middle of a forest, with no freaking idea how we had gotten there. This is our story, and this really happened to us.
Julia:
"Die! Why won't you die?! I've hit you like three times already!" screamed Sapphire in agitation. I giggled, and made my character run in circles around Sapphire's fighter, who was shooting in every which way, trying to catch my guy in her gun sights. Tyler snorted, watching as the older girl got more and more agitated. I grinned evilly, and threw a grenade. Sapphire didn't notice in the confusion, and I knew the others weren't about the tell her about the deadly weapon that was about to take her character out. 3...
2...As I drew out the two in my mind, I suddenly wasn't sitting on a couch anymore. Heck, I wasn't even inside anymore! What in the world was going on?! Had my friends put me on drugs or something? I had to be hallucinating. You don't just go from sitting on a couch inside, to cool moss in a shady forest. ESPECIALLY when it's thirty two degrees out during winter in Maine, so there was no way we were anywhere near our homes.
"YOU COME BACK HE..." Sapphire was screaming, and then she abruptly cut off, just noticing that we were in the middle of a forest in who knew what country. We could be in freaking Taiwan for all I knew right now.
And then I realized that I felt slightly different. Like I had more strength in my limbs... My hair was done neatly up in braids. What the heck? I never wore braids!
Well, I guess there's always a time for something new! I glanced at Sapphire, who was staring in shock at something. I followed her gaze, and gasped when I saw what she was looking at. Instantly, I knew where we were.
Somehow, on God's Green Earth, we had managed to get ourselves freaking teleported into MIDDLE Earth. For some reason, I didn't feel like jumping up and down with joy. Maybe because there was a freaking Orc and a humungous Warg standing in the clearing beside us.
I did what any normal human being would do. I shrieked, and took off running at full speed into the forest. Sapphire didn't let me get more that two paces before she had dragged me back down to sit. In horror, I realized why she was not scared of the Orc and its Warg, who's mouth was also open in shock. The orc open and shut his mouth several times, unable to form words. He was patting himself all over his arms and face, like he couldn't believe he was an Orc. And the horrible shock set in, clawing its way to my heart, which was frozen like ice. I don't know how the heck it had happened , or why the heck it had happened, but my boyfriend, My Tyler, had been transformed into an Orc. And my little was now a monstrous Warg, almost twice the size of the ones in the movies. He was about the size of a freaking car. No, forget car, more like a truck!
Sapphire:
OMG! This was nuts! We were REALLY in LOTR! I felt like dancing, but decided not to, for Julia's sake. After all, her boyfriend was now an Orc, and her little brother was the biggest Warg Middle Earth would probably ever see.
"T..T...Tyler?...Is... t..that.. really y..you?" Julia almost whispered, staring shell-shocked at her newly remade boyfriend. But I knew Julia and Tyler's love wasn't puppy dog love anymore. They were really, truly, actually, in REAL love. Julia wouldn't care what Tyler looked like. She would probably freak out even more when I told her that she was an elf.
I almost felt bad for Tyler. He got WAAAAAY uglier, and his girlfriend got WAAAAAY prettier. But no mind that, we could really use the now massive Peter the Warg to destroy everything in the fellowship's path. Then I realized my mistake: There was no freaking way that the fellowship was going to associate with an Orc and a Warg. The only ones who stood a chance on getting into the fellowship were me and Julia. And I knew that Julia wasn't going to let Tyler the Orc and her little brother the massive Warg, wander around alone. Because I had a guess at where we were, and I had a good feeling she did too.
We were where almost everyone arrived in the fan-fictions that I was addicted to. We were in the forests just outside Rivendell. The perfect place to begin a long journey.
"Alright, I'm pretty sure I know where we are!" I said, interrupting the Orc and Elf lovers who were whispering to each other off to one side.
"Um, Peter, can you, like, still... you know... talk?" Julia muttered embarrassedly, looking at the ground.
"Of course I can!" said Peter the Warg, his regular voice now all distorted and gruff.
"Ok, that's good. You know what? Julia, you find somewhere to hide, and just... you know, hang out. We need some sort of signal. How about a simple humming tune? Nobody would suspect an Orc of humming! Lol, you know that just sounds so funny!"
Julia glared at me, and finally relented. "How about Hum deedle dum!"
I snorted. "Really? Really? I really expected more from you Miss Julia. So disappointing."
Peter the Warg snorted loudly, sounding like he was having a spasm attack.
Julia gave him a pointed look, and then said, "Well, do you have any ideas, O Peter the Wise?"
Peter's (sorry) ugly dog-like face scrunched up its brow, and the human/Warg stuck his lolling black tongue out in concentration. Suddenly, Peter straightened, and sat bolt upright on his haunches.
"I've got it! It's prefect! We can do Rue's Mockingjay Tune!"
"Wow, didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed!" I said, giggling. Julia sniggered, and Peter curled his lip angrily, revealing his massive dagger-sized yellow fangs.
"Nice set of canines you got there, my canine friend," joked Tyler, his now hideously warped and grayish brown face at least much cleaner than the orcs in the movie. He wasn't quite as bad as some of them, although it had messed up his hair. The familiar crew-cut was long gone, replace by thins strands of tangled black hair that didn't even begin to cover his scalp. Tyler looked at the ground sadly, knowing that he might never get his good looks and charm back.
He was lucky he had Julia. Julia was the most reliable and sweetest girl Sapphire had ever known. She smiled encouragingly at him, and Sapphire knew that she wasn't even seeing him on his outside. It was like she had x-ray vision, and could see the true Tyler locked deep within this grotesque new body.
Tyler smiled weakly back, and when he showed his teeth, I knew instantly that no amount of brushing would get the yellow off of them. And besides that, the inside of my Tyler's mouth was pure black.
One good thing, the magic had left Tyler in his regular clothes. Somehow, they had grown to fit his extremely hulking and muscular form. Suddenly, I recognized the way he held himself, and the coloration of his skin. Even without the clothes, the war paint on their faces, and the white hand painted on their shields, it was pretty easy to distinguish a fighting Uruk-hai from a regular Orc of Mordor. I almost giggled when I thought of Sarumon looking in his crystal ball and seeing one of his Uruk-hai chatting and holding hands with a Elf. He would be SOOOOOO furious. He was probably up in his tower throwing a mega temper tantrum right this instant. HAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :D