Hi there. Me here … Well this story actually does not belong to me, but to a very talented idea person BROOKLYN-KING00. YEY! Go him! ;D

Okay, I don't own Naruto, anyone that tells you otherwise are telling lies … ALL LIES!

Key:
Thought

Real life

-Teacher Affair-

Why the fuck do I hang around with this Dobe?

"Naruto, we're going to be late and we don't need another detention" said a very agitated Sasuke through gritted teeth.

At the moment we join Naruto up a tree spying in on the girls changing room, with a fuming Sasuke at his side.

Sasuke and Naruto have been friends for like, well ever since they were born. They have a bond so strong they were almost brothers. But what brought them close isn't a very happy story. They both had very troubled pasts.

"Okay, okay hang on Mr. I-have-no-hormones" Taunted Naruto, almost falling out the tree.

Okay Sasuke, count to ten. One. Two. Three …

"No offence Teme, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were gay" Naruto tried to explain softly.

But how softly can you explain to someone that you think they're gay? It's impossible, so with an already tense Sasuke … well it pushed him too far.

"That's it Dobe!"

Then with one firm push from Sasuke, Naruto was on the ground … on his head. In comparison to Naruto's, Sasuke's landing looked like he was almost flying as he gracefully jumped from branch to branch before his black shoes reached the floor.

Well, his shoes were almost black, they were now mostly grey and scuffed. But they didn't have time to worry about shoes, because now they were both 20 minutes late for class.

"SHIT! Sasuke, why didn't you tell me we were late!" Then Naruto had another large bump on his head.

"Alright class, I'm your new teacher Mrs. Haruno" Said a nervous Sakura.

It was her first day at her job, she had been training for years and today was the day she would finally reach what she's been waiting for.

Sakura wrote her name up on the black-board as she could hear sniggers from behind her. She isn't really a strict person, but today she has make a impression on the class. She had already noticed that being nice gets you no where. So strict is the way to go!

She whirled around and the sniggers abruptly stopped as all the students rammed their backs straight in their seats.

"I hope none of you are messing me around, because I don't take any lay-abouts, got that!" She said sternly tying to keep a straight face.

She almost laughed at herself, well because, this so wasn't her. But, as said before, impressions count!

"I will now call out the register; I want to hear 'yes Mrs. Haruno' as your reply" She looked up to make sure all the class were still paying attention.

"Okay, lets begin. Kiba?"

She heard a bark as reply as the rest of the class burst in to fits of laughter. She gave them all a stern look, but none of them took notice.

She tried to gain control, but it was all in vain. When she asked them to quiet down, they laughed harder.

When she shouted, they laughed harder.

When she started to write names on the board, they laughed harder. She sighed and rubbed them off again.

When she turned around they laughed harder still. So she did the last thing that came to mind (A/N: My teacher does this when we wont be quiet! ;D). She walked out of the classroom to retrieve the biggest book they had in the school library.

When she was satisfied with the size of one of them, which was around as big as her whole torso, she walked back into the classroom. They were still laughing, some with even tears in their eyes.

She raised the book high above her head, then with a slam she dropped the book on her desk.

They were all quiet then, some even in shock. Well the girls were silent, but the boys had their eyes completely focussed on her chest.

Feeling uncomfortable with the many stares she was receiving from teenage boys, she sat behind her desk, hiding her breasts, and continued with the register.

It took some 20 minutes, as some of the boys couldn't answer because of the amount of saliva in their mouth, others day-dreaming with the creepy stares still in their eyes. All of that just to find out that two boys were missing. Naruto and Sasuke.

"Has anybody seen either Naruto or Sasuke?" she questioned, then as if as planned, a blond haired boy and a raven haired boy came bursting through the door.

Both of them nearly fell over as the door opened faster then they had anticipated. Well, scratch that, the blond one was on the floor as the dark one placed his hands on his knees as he bent over panting. Both of them were panting heavily.

Where have they been? Oh no! Please say it isn't so!

"Boys, where have you been?" she questioned, cringing at the possible answer "You two aren't, you know …?" She trailed off

"Aren't what?"

"Well, its not like I have anything against 'THAT' but could you keep it for outside of school?" Said Sakura, trying not to embarrass the two homosexual boys.

But the class were in laughing fits again. She tore her attention away from the class and back to the boys in question. Both of them had there hands against their mouths trying to hold back the sick that was threatening to come up. As their eyes laid upon each other they looked away again quickly.

"That's sick, me and Teme aren't gay and we can prove it! We were spying on the girls changing rooms" exclaimed Naruto

The boys laughed harder, the girls squealed and Sasuke hit Naruto again. Sakura sighed as she picked the book up, and dismissed the boys to their seats.

She picked up the chalk and wrote both their names in the corner of the black-board. Both of them let out a heavy groan as they leant their heads on their hands.

Sasuke and Naruto had somewhere else to be instead of the classroom, in a detention, with a very sexy teacher …

They both had baseball, and if you want a good spot, you have to be there on time or early. Being 20 minutes late, you might not even be aloud to play. No matter how sexy the teacher, it isn't worth it.

Naruto was clawing at his face and Sasuke had his hands clamped on both his legs as they glued their eyes to the clock-face. Almost cringing at the 'tick' of the second. It was like time was going slower just to get at them.

It had only been 3 minutes out of 20!

Naruto was now almost in tears as he waited. Naruto and coach Kakashi had never got along, therefore never given a chance on the pitch. Naruto had wanted this for years, and then for it to be yanked away from him. Of course anyone would take pity on him, even the heartless Sasuke. It wouldn't be so much of a big deal if Sasuke was late, so it only left him one option. Take the fall for them both.

With a sigh Sasuke raised his hand.

"What is it Sasuke?"

Another big escaped and he explained "It was all my fault, I made Naruto stay with me, even though he kept telling me we were going to be late. I apologize, but Naruto shouldn't be punished"

Naruto nearly fell out of his chair when those words left Sasuke's mouth. He turned round and wiped the tears from his eyes. He gave Sasuke a big smile and mouthed 'Thanks man, I owe you one!'.

Sakura wasn't a idiot. She new Sasuke was telling tall-tales, but it would be best to reward him for his almost honesty, well act of kindness. So she'd believe him.

"Thank-you for your honesty Sasuke, you may go now Naruto" and then a orange and yellow blur was out the door in seconds flat.

You could almost see the skid marks!

Seeing as it wasn't really Sasuke's fault, she decided to talk to him, so the detention wouldn't be that bad.

"So Sasuke, I hear your good at baseball huh?"

He looked up at her a bit confused but surprised, so he decided to give the answer he always gave when in doubt.

"Hn"

"I heard rumors about you and your winning streaks, your parents must be very proud" she struggled to make conversation.

What reply can you give to a grunt?

He shrugged his shoulders. "I don't think they know or care" he grumbled

"How can they not know or care, Sasuke? They're your parents!" she tried to reason. She thought Sasuke was just being a hormonal teen.

"I don't really live with them anymore, technically. It's been like that ever since …" and he trailed off in whispers.

Now it was getting a bit serious. Sakura was hitting the mental panic button, she had never been trained about these types of things! Okay Sakura, just think. What would you like to hear. Well, your very lonely and he must be too. Think of it as comforting yourself!

She scampered to his desk and bent down beside him.

"Sasuke, I've heard that talking about things makes them easier to cope with" she said softly.

He stayed still, eyes focused on something random in front of him.

"I'll tell you what. We'll make a deal, I'll tell you about myself, then you can tell me about yourself. Sound good?"

He thought a bit. She was implying that she had something troubling her too. She had made him curious. But was it worth telling her his biggest secret, the one that he holds to himself. The one that only Naruto knew? Yeah, why not?

He gave a curt nod.

"Alright, my name is Sakura Haruno, I am married to Juugo Haruno who is a international scientist, so he's always very busy. This means he can only come home every so often, and I get lonely and sad and sometimes I think he doesn't even care about me anymore" she now had tears in her eyes.

Sasuke wasn't nick-named 'the human ice-cube' for nothing. He has no idea how to comfort anyone, let alone a woman. From observations he had learnt that they're very emotional.

He decided to do what he had seen others do, he placed a hand on her back and pulled her in to a hug, although he felt very uncomfortable, he also felt comforted by the warmth she was giving off. It was all very confusing, but when she pulled away, he felt the cold and shivers ran up his spine.

"Sorry about that" she sniffled wiping her eyes "Now it's your turn"

"You already know my name, and I can't be bothered to repeat. My father was a abusive man so my mother had no choice but to kick him out meaning that me and her had no money, so she had to find work. I have no idea what she works as I don't think I want to, but because of that she's never at home, I can't remember the last time I saw her. I don't like living on my own, so I now kind of half live with Naruto"

He was still as emotionless as ever. Not even a little emotion played in his eyes. His story was a lot worse then hers and not even a single tear.

"Are you okay Sasuke?" she asked a bit blown away how he still hadn't moved

"Hn"

"Um, well? Why don't we go outside and you can play some baseball?"

"Hn" and he got out of his seat collecting his bag. FINALLY HE MOVES!

Sakura had always liked watching baseball, but unfortunately she had marking to do so she must have missed like half the game, but she was determined to see Sasuke play.

She had to talk to Kakashi and almost seduce him so he would let Sasuke play, she did not do all that to miss him.

She had speed marked the work, and probably messed up, but she could fix that later. When she shut the cover of the last book she sprinted to the bleachers. She wasn't the only teacher there, which was a surprise.

Most teachers were out of school as fast as they could. Even though they were here they looked almost asleep.

I hope Sasuke hasn't been up yet.

She couldn't spot Sasuke anywhere. Suddenly the teachers came alive, actually the whole crowd did. All you could now hear was cheering.

She jumped at the burst of life and turned to look at them. They were waving their hands in the air, some of the students were standing and the cheer-leaders at the bottom were going mad.

She then saw Sasuke coming up to pitch. How good is this guy?

The like a blur he had pitched the fastest ball she had ever seen. The other team had no chance against Konoha High. Well they had no chance against Sasuke Uchiha anyway.

Should I get 10 little ones or 5 big ones? Pondered Sasuke as he let his eyes run over all the juicy red fruits.

He had done well today, he had got Naruto out of a detention, helped out a teacher and won a baseball game. He thought he deserved a treat.

When he reached his hand out to pick up the biggest tomato, it collided with a smaller one. He followed the hand up to be met with his pink-haired teacher. He snatched his hand away, after picking up the tomato of course ;D.

She also pulled her hand away, and smiled at his childish antics with the tomato.

"Oh, hello Sasuke. I just wanted to say thanks, for you know … today … in detention …" she looked down with a blush evident on her face.

Sasuke continued to pick up his desired fruit before answering with a little grunt. He placed him money on the counter and pulled one out to eat.

As he ate, Sakura piled a few groceries into one of those little plastic bags and also paid. She looked up again and saw him walking down the high street. The nearest houses here are at least a mile away! I can't let him walk all that way.

That's what she told herself, but inside she knew she was feeling something very wrong.

She hopped in her car, turned the key and put her foot down to catch up with Sasuke. When she had, she slowed down and rolled down her window so she could talk to him.

"Want a ride home?" she offered.

He stopped in his tracks. Thought a little while, but gave a nod and strolled round the car to get in. He was impressed with her red convertible, and almost felt smug when he pulled the door open.

"Where do you live?" she said, making sure she didn't sound like a creepy stalker.

"6 Sharingan Avenue" he deadpanned

The drive home was pretty un-eventful, Sakura would sing little snippets of random songs on the radio, or make a small statement that he would agree with by a grunt.

Finally they made it. Sasuke muttered a quick thank-you and stormed to his door. It looked a bit scummy where he lived, one of those places where you have to sleep with a gun by your side. She was slightly frightened for the teen, so she decided to walk him to his door.

She ran to his side, now frightened for herself. He chuckled at her, and she gave him a cute pout.

He put the key in the lock and turned it with a large thrust, she jumped at the loud creaking and the rust that fell out of it.

"Thanks again Sasuke"

She didn't know what suddenly came over her, but she leant in and decided to give her student a kiss on the cheek.

When she realized what she had done, she pulled away and ran back to her car.

Why the fuck did I do that?

Sasuke was at his desk, thinking as normal. It was only last night that his teacher had made it clear she had feelings for him, and maybe he returned those feelings, maybe he didn't. But he was pretty sure that kind of relationship is illegal, and she's married. But it wasn't healthy to keep stressing over it, so he put his mind to more important manners.

Hmm…I wonder who has the best tomatoes tonight? Maybe Mum …

But he was cut from his thoughts as a screwed up piece of paper landed on his desk. He was naturally a curious person, and he wasn't one to back out of things. Him and his stupid pride. So he unwrinkled the paper, without being caught by 'Mrs. Bossy-bum'. It read:

Oi, Sasuke. Check out the knockers on her! They're massive! Imagine getting into bed with them … and the letter continued with dirty things.

He hadn't really paid much attention to 'her'. So know was the best time to have a look at his teacher … so he did so.

Shit. That letter was right!

She was currently explaining something or rather, about something or rather else. But he couldn't pay attention. Neither could any of the male population. As she walked around the classroom, Sasuke watched as her breast jiggled with every step she took. He was mesmerized.

He couldn't help the many scenarios that ran round his head. Her groaning naked underneath him as he pleasured her all night long.

But when she bent over on her desk, it was all too much as a large bulge appeared in his pants.

OH. SHIT!

Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to stop the many views of his naked teacher running through his head. He had just about stopped most of them as the last one came up.

*~#= iN SasUkE's hEAd =#~*

Sakura was laying naked in Sasuke's bed as he was crouched over her. They had just finished their tenth round as she snaked her arms around his neck.

She leant her head close so she could just nibble at his ear.

She then whispered "Cum for me Sasuke …"

*~#= eND odD DrEam =#~*

As it came to a end, he came to his climax. He let out a small 'eep' as his pants filled with a sticky white substance.

He could have got away with it, if he hadn't of made a noise, and it hadn't started to smell.

But it was just un-luckiness that she happened to be walking by his desk when it happened.

Sakura could tell no-one was really listening to her as she strolled around the classroom, pretending to read from a book.

She could tell, as she kept repeating 'I smell' various different times, but no-one cared.

She was just walking past the attractive boy's desk, when he let out a little yelp. He had his eyes closed then, when the little sound came out they snapped open and a peculiar smell was radiating off him.

You know, that kind of smells like … piss!

Sakura placed the book down on a nearby shelf before resting her hands on the front of Sasuke's desk and leaning over to inspect his lap.

As she got further over, she heard him gulp and saw him shut his eyes again. As interest came over, she saw his lap, and there it was.

Completely soaked.

"Sasuke, have you wet yourself?" There was a shocked deathly silence.

Then it sunk in to someone's mind. "Eeeeer… Sasuke, you pissy-pants!" shouted someone as giggles filled the room and many chairs creaking as people came over to inspect the scene.

Sakura now felt pity for the boy, it was her fault that he was now under immense embarrassment , but it seemed the only thing on his mind was getting out of the classroom. He pushed past Sakura, almost knocking her to the ground, and made his way to the door, which would hopefully lead to the bathroom

Sasuke was almost running for his life, well he was in a way. He was running for his social life. It seemed long distance running did have its perks as he professionally dodged all the sharp corners and turns to his destination. The Boy's bathroom.

After hiding in many lockers, from all the staff or other students, and trying hard to loose his teacher, he made it.

He punched the door open and ran into one of the cubicles. He wasn't sure what to do now. He couldn't keep his cummed-up pants on, so he removed them. He couldn't walk out butt naked, so he went commando (A/N: No underwear, but trousers on).

When he limped his way out of the cubicle, limping because he felt very funny and uncomfortable around that area now, he was met with Sakura.

"Sasuke, if you need the toilet, then you should just tell me" she comforted, yet again, her hands grew minds of their own and she cupped his face.

He didn't want to tell her what was actually in his pants, but he didn't want her to think that he was such a retard he couldn't even go to the toilet on his own. *sigh* Might as well tell her what it really is.

He held his pants up, while stepping away from her grip on his face. She studied them for a second, then it dawned on her that it wasn't urine at all. It was something completely different.

She was about to apologize but it was too late, he was already storming down the street back home.

Well that's chapter 1 of Teacher Affair

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Sorry to say, but this story actually belongs to BROOKLYN-KING00, go him!

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