A/N: Good marrow all! Rejoice for me, for this be-eth my first-eth fan fic! But I give-eth thee fair warning. This fic shall contain-eth randomness beyond all rational comprehension.
Okay. Talking normal now. This thing started out as a really weird IM fic that me and my friend Caitlin decided to write one day. But somewhere down the line it kinda mutated into… well… this. All in all, I'm pretty happy with it. This fic will also have many different characters from many different cartoons and movies -- not just IZ. Try and guess who they all are. Though it won't really be all that difficult, if you ask me.
Disclaimer: I doth not own any of the participants of this chat. Nor doth my comrade Caitlin. We only own-eth ourselves-eth. Now! On wit da fic!
Just a bunch of Random Crap
by Fifi
Co-written by Psycho-Bunny1309
SpookyChihuahua has logged on
CaptainSnickerDoodle has logged on
SpookyChihuahua: Yo Caitlin! Art thou there-eth?
CaptainSnickerDoodle: maaaaaaybe
SpookyChihuahua: maybe what?
CaptainSnickerDoodle: I don't knoooooooow
SpookyChihuahua: hath thou been eating green Jell-O again…eth?
CaptainSnickerDoodle: NO!!! *shifty eyes*
SpookyChihuahua: Hey! I invited a few other people to chat with us.
SpookyChihuahua: K?
CaptainSnickerDoodle: KK
Master of DOOM has logged on
PiggyLuver 47 has logged on
SpookyChihuahua: Hey guys! Welcome to the party!
PiggyLuver 47: PARTY?!
PiggyLuver 47: MONKEY DANCE!!! *dances*
Master of DOOM: GIR! Cease your mindless dancing! No one thinks it is cute!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: AWWWW!!!!! *joins GIR in dancing*
SpookyChihuahua: Whoo! Everybody Dance Now!!! *also proceeds to dance*
Master of DOOM: 0_o
SpookyChihuahua: Zim! Dance with me!
Master of DOOM: O_O!!! Eh… I don't think so
SpookyChihuahua:O.
CaptainSnickerDoodle: BURN!!!!
PiggyLuver 47: hee hee. she got burned-ed
SpookyChihuahua: . SHUT UP!!! *throws plastic sporks at everyone's heads*
Master of DOOM: SPORKS!!!
PiggyLuver 47: Save the piggies!!!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: Forget the pigs! SAVE THE RUM!!!
Where's the Rum? has logged on
Where's the Rum?: What's this about saving the rum? Is someone threatening MY rum?
SpookyChihuahua: YAY! Jack's here! ^_^
CaptainSnickerDoodle: Hey Dude!!! ^_^
Where's the Rum?: Yes, yes, yes. Now about my rum…
Master of DOOM: who are you?
Where's the Rum?: I-- my tiny green fellow-- am Captain Ja--
Master of DOOM: Who are you?!
Where's the Rum?: I'm trying to tell you. I'm Captain--
Master of DOOM: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Where's the Rum?: You're a eunuch aren't you?
CaptainSnickerDoodle: I always wondered
SpookyChihuahua: be nice u guys. don't make me lay the smack down on ya'll
Where's the Rum?: Hey! I'm the captain here. I don't have to listen to you!
SpookyChihuahua: O.
SpookyChihuahua: What-did-U-just-say? * eyes glow red*
Where's the Rum?: 0_0!!! ummm….
SpookyChihuahua: *voice becomes low & demonic* Thou shall pay dearly for that, Sparrow
Where's the Rum?: O.O!!!!!!!!!
PiggyLuver 47: Awwww. Pirate guy needs a hug!! *jumps up and hugs jack's head*
Where's the Rum?: ACK!! GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF ME HEAD!!!!
Master of DOOM: Pathetic Pirate-Human! GIR does that to me every day & you don't see ZIM crying about it!
SpookyChihuahua: *eyes & voice go back to normal* Awwwwww!!! GIR so CUUUUUTE!!! ^.^
CaptainSnickerDoodle: CUTENESS!!! *passes out from cuteness overload*
PiggyLuver 47: hehehe! I's huggin' U!
Where's the Rum? GET IT OFF *starts crying like a two year old* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpookyChihuahua: Jack UR such a drama queen
Master of DOOM: Muahahahahaha!!!! Good work GIR! Attack the Rum-Monkey! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
SpookyChihuahua: -.-;;;
Where's the Rum: That's it! *takes out his pistol & starts shooting at GIR*
PiggyLuver 47: EEEEEKK!!! *run's & hides behind Zim*
SpookyChihuahua: O. HEY!!! *eyes turn red again* BE NICE TO GIR!! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK U WITH A SALMON!!!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: *snaps out of her cuteness induced coma* YEAH! U MAY BE MY FAVORITE PIRATE, JACK, BUT SOMETIMES U CAN BE SUCH A JERK!!!
Master of DOOM: Stay away from my robot, vile stink-pirate!! ONLY ZIM CAN SHOOT AT GIR!!!
PiggyLuver 47: Awww ^.^ Master luvs me!
Master of Doom: Ehh…Oh look! More people!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: where?
ILikeChocolateMilk has logged on
YogurtTocoNachoBurger has logged on
Master of DOOM: there
YogurtTocoNachoBurger: Hey, umm, does anybody know where I can-- get some nachos?
ILikeChocolateMilk: I like chocolate milk
SpookyChihuahua: Good marrow, fellows! I bid thee a fond hallow
Master of DOOM: Be gone random Stink-Beasts! We have enough people in this "chat"!
SpookyChihuahua: Ziiiiiiiiiiiim *threatens Zim with a salmon*
Master of DOOM: O_O!!!!!!!!! I mean, welcome to the chat-room, random Stink-Beasts!!
PiggyLuver 47: I like stinky-beasts
CaptainSnickerDoodle: Hey! Where's Jack?
SpookyChihuahua: Oh, he's pouting cuz we yelled at him earlier… heeheehee!
ILikeChocolateMilk: hi, hi lady! HI LADY!!!
Where's the Rum?: I DON'T POUT! I am the captain so SHUTUP!!!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: NO! I'm the captain! FEAR MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
YogurtTocoNachoBurger: Does -- does anybody want some yogurt?
SpookyChihuahua: No Fred. No yogurt.
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Yes
SpookyChihuahua: I said no Fred
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Yes
SpookyChihuahua: No Fred!!!
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: …. Yes
SpookyChihuahua: .
ILikeChocolateMilk: I like straaaaaaaaawbery yogurt
YogurtTocoNachoBurger: Yes?
ILikeChocolateMilk: Yeeeeeeeeesh
SpookyChihuahua: -.-;;; Oi
Master of DOOM: Enough of your babbling! Zim did not come here to discuss dairy products!
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: OK! We'll talk about tacos instead. I like tacos.
PiggyLuver 47: I LIKE TACOS!!! I like tacos, & burritos, & tuna, & BACON! Master likes bacon too, don'cha Master?
Master of DOOM: As long as it's not in the soap, it's fine.
PiggyLuver 47: ^_^;;; hehehehe….
CaptainSnickerDoodle: Hey! I think someone else is on.
Lord or the Newts has logged on
Where's the Rum?: maybe we'll be able to have a slightly sane conversation
CaptainSnickerDoodle: I highly doubt it
Lord of the Newts: Spleeeeeeeee!!!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: told ya. OH YEAH! I'M RIGHT!
Where's the Rum?: Oh for the love of…. Why am I surrounded by idiots?!
SpookyChihuahua: Awww! We wuv u 2 Jack!
CaptainSnickerDoodle: Jack ur not exactly the smartest bottle in the crate
Where's the Rum?: I know, but they're idiots
CaptainSnickerDoodle: u know u just insulted urself right?
Where's the Rum?: I…… well ….. SHUDDUP!!!!
PiggyLuver 47: heehee, burned-ed-ed
Lord of the Newts: u 2 sound just like my bothers. u should say ur sorry. Meow!
SpookyChihuahua: Awww ^.^ Waffle good kitty!
Master of DOOM: STUPID FIFI-HUMAN!!! Cats are not waffles!
ILikeChocolateMilk: waffles? AAHHHHHHH!!!!
Lord of the Newts: umm… Waffle is my name…
Master of DOOM: oh…. well that's a dumb name
Lord of the Newts: *sniff* is not *starts crying*
SpookyChihuahua: ZIM!!! THAT'S IT! UR GETTING' THE SALMON!!! *repeatedly smacks Zim with a salmon*
Master of DOOM: AHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!! THE PURE SALMONY HORROR!!!
Where's the Rum?: Hahaha! Hit 'em again!!!
Lord of the Newts: *sniff* served him right. Thank u Fifi.
SpookyChihuahua: ur welcome Waffle
PiggyLuver 47: I love the little waffles. I love em good.
Lord of the Newts: O_o ummm…… thanks?
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Hey! Want me to spell my name? I can spell my name REAL good
PiggyLuver 47: Oooooooo…
CaptainSnickerDoodle: ummm….
SpookyChihuahua: Oh, no, no Fred. That's alright, u don't have t-
YogurtTacoNachoBurger: F-R-E-D F-R-E-D B-U-R-G-E-R, Fred Fred Burger! Yes.
SpookyChihuahua: -.-;;;
PiggyLuver 47: u make that face a lot Fifi-Lady
TBC…
A/N: And that, ladies and gent's, was the first installment of JaboRC. This was originally going to be a one shot but I saw that it was waaaaaaaaay too long so I decided to make it multiple chapters.
Anyway, read and review. But no flames please. Attempting to flame me would be very hazardous to your health, for I be rubber and you be glue. Therefore, whatever flames you throw my way will bounce off my bounce-y, rubbery self and shoot right back at'cha. And this would not be good for you, because glue is actually quite flammable (I found THAT out the hard way).