OKAY! So, this is the first FanFic on my account!!! But --- IT'S NOT MINE!!! This Fic is the result of my friend being bored in class, wrote this, and now I'm putting it on the Amazing !
ANYWAY! This is the story of when Bella, Jasper, Rosalie, and Audury(my friend, who refers to herself as 'Me' in the story) listen in behind a closed bedroom door that on the other side contains Eward and Jacob! This is not the entire story... I may get my hands on that later. The characters are a bit OOC so here's what everyone is playing as:
Edward & Jacob: Best Friends
Bella: Still Edward's sweetheart(?)
Jasper & Rosalie: YAOI FANS
Me: This is my friend, she is friend of Cullens
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Jacob: "Ugh!"
Edward: "What are you doing"
Jacob: "Trying to lick it!"
Edward: "Lick what?"
Jacob: "You know!"
Edward: "What's the point of that?"
Jacob: "It's for entertainment and pleasure."
Edward: "You're going to get pleasure from licking yourself?"
Jacob: "Not just anywhere, idiot. I wanna learn how to lick myself there!"
Edward: "Why not me? I like licking it! It's tasty!"
Jacob: "I wanna learn so you don't have to... Ugh! I can't reach!"
Edward: "Are you sure you don't want me to lick it? Hehehe..."
Jacob: "I wanna see what it tastes like! You ALWAYS get to taste it!"
*Other Side of door*
Me: "WTF?!"
Bella: "Oh, no..." (*THINKING*: 'Not again!')
Rosalie: "Oooo..." (*THINKING*: 'Mmmmm... yaoi implications...')
Jasper: Yaoi... must... SEE!! *Opens door*
Jacob: "Huh?"
Jasper: "..."
Jacob: Oh... hey guys, did you know you can't lick chocolate off your elbow? I've been trying for an hour now, not to mention that a certain 'someone' kept licking it off!"
Edward: "But I love chocoalte! I love it goooood!"
Jasper & Rosalie: "DAMN!!" *Storm Off*
Me: "...." *Laughed ass off*
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Yep! SO, that's only PART of her funny as hell little story! I hope to uplaod that soon!
Until, then, LATER!!!
(P.S.: I DO NOT IN ANY WAY OWN 'TWILIGHT'!!!)