Suicide (author and author's muse Dark Wryder is the author too and they're the same person but Suicide-chan is in the story): Um... suger? SPEEDOtm !
Dark Wryder: 0.o
Chapter 1 : 7th Period and What Happened in the Hall
"Now class calm down so that I can take attendance!" , screeched Ms. Whatsername.
"Hey, Wheeler where are your pom-poms?', questioned a giggling (giggling?) Duke Devlin.
" We'll see who'll be waving pom-poms when I kick your-"
"Ashley Hamilton!" yelled the teacher in the middle of attendance.
"-in Dice Monsters tm '
"Wheeler you could't play well if I threw you a doggy treat!" snorted the millionaire Seto Kaiba (who has a guilty fondness for Duke, Tristan, and Joey).
"Shole Terran'- the teacher again.
"My point exactly!" sniggered Duke
"Ahn' whatever."
"Pass this to Yugi" whispered Tristan while handing Joey a folded piece of paper.
Together Tristan and Joey looked at Yugi's unfazed and blank expression."Nah, Yug's in a trance with Yami-san right now." replied Joey.
"He's probably making out with Yami in his mind" whispered Duke, dice earrings shaking madly with each chuckle.
"Nah, I know Yug. Personally, ya know? He wouldn't do that. Besides I think Yami has a problem with that type of confrontation."
"Personally, Wheeler?" mocked Kaiba.
"Get your head out of the gutter man!"said Tristan.
"Yugi Motou...YUGI!"
"Oh here!" cried a startled and rather groggy blonde.
"Thank you" replied an exasperated and unamed teacher, "Seto Kaiba, Joseph Wheeler, Tristan ...stop that..., Tohru Honda, Rath Illuser, Kyo Sohma, Yuki Sohma, Tohru Honda, Thatz, Rune, Cloud, Ryu Bakura, Tea...pay attention..., Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Riku, Sora, Lenne, Shuyin, Shinra, Gippal, Frodo, Lebla-"
(buzzbuzz, crackle, crackle, snap, crackle, poptm / school intercom)
Unamed teacher rolls her eyes. Will she ever start her lesson plan?
"This is your principle speaking" starts the voice on the intercom," everyone is to report to the auditorium immediately. Thank you."
"What does he want?" yawns Kyo.
'Damn, stupid kids. If it was up to me the brats would stay here and be suffocated by the snow." "Oh Harold, Ilove it when your nasty, grrrrrrrr!" growled a high pitched, repulsive, and whiny voice, that is obviously trying to be seductive.
"Wycher-san!" gasps the class, finally quiet for the first time since the semester with this unnamed teacher started.
"The home ec. teacher!" shrieked Tea.
"Harold, what's that red light on your desk", comes Wycher-san's voice over the intercom.
"Oh,no! Children" says the principle hurriedly into the microphone, "the previous has been the result of a nasty- no - I mean a bad prank(sweatdrops falling are heard through the intercom ), and the cultprits will be dealt with firmly."
"Ooooooooooooh. How firmly?" purred Wycher.
"Miss Wycher, do you not realize that the intercom is still on?" shrieks Harold.
"Oh. Hi, kids", trills Wycher, "Sooooooo, where were we?"
"what! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"screams Harold as the intercom clicks off.
"Ooooh, a pencil!' cry Tidus and Shuyin. They lay down on the floor and stare at the pencil while a hysterically laughing class steps on them (on not over) and heads out the door toward the school's auditorium.
In the hall Frodo cries "Gotta have you naked by the end of this song", and pulls off Clouds shirt.Cloud cries out and Frodo says," sorry Ithought you were Paine. I 'll follow her to the edge of the earth!...It is flat, right!"Cloud just shakes his head and goes over to Shole to flirt with Rikku and Yuna.
"Uh, is that Shinra?'says Rikku as she walks away, apparently avoiding Shole.
"How you doin'", says Cloud, walking up to Yuna.
"Uh." Yuna stammers while she drools at the sight of Clouds rippling muscles. "Rikku, wait up! Tidus get over here!"
"You too Shuyin!" shouts Lenne.
"You too are whipped!" states Paine as Rikku makes whipping noises.
Frodo stumbles arcoss the teal corridorl to Paineafter having ripped off other clasmats' shirts." Paine, my precious can I do anything for you?" questions Frodo as he tries to stroke her.
"Yeah", replies Paine in obvious disgust,"Go jump off this 7 seven story building into the eight feet of snow outside."
"Okay." says Frodo and then he goes to do it.
'Loser!" shout Yuna, Rikku, and Paine at his retreating back.
'U-G-L-Y, he don't got no aliby, he ugly yeah, yeah he ugly" sing Shuyin and Lenne in a really really really really (you get it) dumb monotone.
"Um, Shuyin," ventured Tidus, " if you know that song you're even more girly than Cloud."
The class passes by a window as Frodo comes falling shouting " Paine, I love you', crashes into snow "oh and I can't breathe!"
Frodo blows up and class begins to laugh madly again.
Dark Wryder/ Suicide's Note note ( you see the author is these 2 names(Suicide's Note is the name of a good poem) ) : see beginning of next chapter for authors note I'm tired.
Dark Wryder: Yo tengo review, si? (you have review, yes?)