A/N: Something completely random while watching Tobuscus on YouTube. Dialogue piece with Harry and Hermione.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even the funny songs Tobuscus made up. *sigh*
"NUGGET, BISCUIT, NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!"
"Stop, Harry."
"N-N-NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!"
"Harry."
"DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOES–"
"HARRY!"
"YES?"
"STOP!"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING, HERMIONE?!"
"WHY ARE YOU?"
"BECAUSE NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!"
-face palm-
"…Hermy?"
"It's Hermione."
"Hermione?"
"Yes?"
"I'm hungry."
"Go and make something to eat then, darling."
"Like a nugget in a biscuit?"
"Ugh!"
"What?"
"Stop referring to that silly Muggle song a silly Muggle made, please!"
"Why? I find it hilarious and he isn't a silly Muggle. His name is Tobuscus, and he's been a good buscus this year. He even said so."
"Whatever, it's just annoying."
"To you maybe, but to me it's a –"
"DON'T start again!"
-sigh-
3 hours later…
"Hermione?"
"Yes Harry?"
"Do you like my sword-sword-sword, my diamond sword-sword?"
"What?"
"You cannot afford-ford my diamond sword-sword!"
"Pardon?"
"Even if you could-could… I HAVE A PATENT!"
"You don't have a patent for anything, Harry."
"I can swing my sword-sword. I CAN SWING MY SWORD-SWORD!"
"That's nice, Harry."
"Swinging is my business."
"I thought –"
"IT'S MADE UP OF FREAKING DIAMONDS!"
"Oh no… Not again!"
"Hermione?"
"WHAT? IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT SWORDS!"
"Do you like my sword-sword-sword?"
"Ugh! Silencio!"
4 hours later…
"Thanks for taking the Silencing Charm off me, Hermione."
"Just. Don't. Sing. It. Again."
"I wouldn't dare."
"Good."
-chuckles-
"Why are you chuckling Harry?"
"And the chorus sounds like Coldplay…"
"NOOOO!"
"Fine then. I won't sing."
"Thank you."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEUATIFUL! IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I CAN SEE –"
"HARRY!"
"I wasn't singing, Hermione."
"What do you call it then?"
"The equivalent of this: BABY! BABY! BABY! OOOOHHHHH!"
"STOP!"
"But I wasn't singing, dear."
"Then stop screeching!"
"Hermione?"
"Yes?"
"Are you on your period?"
"STUPIFEY!"