The Legend of Zelda: The Apple of Ages and the Smoothie of Seasons
Chapter One: The Discovery of the Apple
We begin in a forest full of trees that have leaves, many, many, (10 years later) many, many trees. So many, many (here we go again) many trees that it's very dark and very scary and very spooky and very creepy.
Link: Is it just me, or is it very, very dark and scary.
Navi: Didn't the author just say that about 100 million times?!
Link: Um. I guess. Do you know why the author named it The Legend of Zelda when Zelda isn't even in this story?
Navi: No, hey Where did that freaky circle of fruit come from?
Link: How would I *sees the fruit* FREE FOOD YEAH!!!!!!! * Runs and picks up a banana *
Banana: Let go of me!
Link: Evil spirits have inhabited the banana!
Navi: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Banana: What do you mean? I'm just any other banana!
Link: o_O Bananas talk?
Banana: Of course! Didn't you know? Now be quiet or you'll ruin his ruin it!
Link: Ruin what?
Banana: Look * points to the middle of the circle *
Link: * looks to the middle * Whoa! A glowing apple! Cool!
Banana: Be quiet already!
Apple: Gaze upon and see my amazing freakishly cool glow! * Notices Link * Cool! What is that?! * tips on it's side and starts rolling at 100 mph toward link, uses the banana as a ramp and goes flying at Link * Nice to meet you I'm The Apple of Ages!
Link: * catches it * O_O .ooooooook who's the one that put the chemical X in this fruit?
All Fruit: Didn't you know that any fruits could talk and move around freely?
Link: All of the fruit I've seen just lie there.
Apple: Our ancient ancestors!
Link: O_o What?
Apple: Take me with you! I must meet my ancient ancestors!
Link: Ok. It might be cool to have a talking fruit at my house.
(So Link takes home The Apple of Ages What freaky stuff will happen next? Find out in the Next chapter of THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE APPLE OF AGES AND SMOOTHIE OF SEASONS!)
Chapter One: The Discovery of the Apple
We begin in a forest full of trees that have leaves, many, many, (10 years later) many, many trees. So many, many (here we go again) many trees that it's very dark and very scary and very spooky and very creepy.
Link: Is it just me, or is it very, very dark and scary.
Navi: Didn't the author just say that about 100 million times?!
Link: Um. I guess. Do you know why the author named it The Legend of Zelda when Zelda isn't even in this story?
Navi: No, hey Where did that freaky circle of fruit come from?
Link: How would I *sees the fruit* FREE FOOD YEAH!!!!!!! * Runs and picks up a banana *
Banana: Let go of me!
Link: Evil spirits have inhabited the banana!
Navi: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Banana: What do you mean? I'm just any other banana!
Link: o_O Bananas talk?
Banana: Of course! Didn't you know? Now be quiet or you'll ruin his ruin it!
Link: Ruin what?
Banana: Look * points to the middle of the circle *
Link: * looks to the middle * Whoa! A glowing apple! Cool!
Banana: Be quiet already!
Apple: Gaze upon and see my amazing freakishly cool glow! * Notices Link * Cool! What is that?! * tips on it's side and starts rolling at 100 mph toward link, uses the banana as a ramp and goes flying at Link * Nice to meet you I'm The Apple of Ages!
Link: * catches it * O_O .ooooooook who's the one that put the chemical X in this fruit?
All Fruit: Didn't you know that any fruits could talk and move around freely?
Link: All of the fruit I've seen just lie there.
Apple: Our ancient ancestors!
Link: O_o What?
Apple: Take me with you! I must meet my ancient ancestors!
Link: Ok. It might be cool to have a talking fruit at my house.
(So Link takes home The Apple of Ages What freaky stuff will happen next? Find out in the Next chapter of THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE APPLE OF AGES AND SMOOTHIE OF SEASONS!)