CHAPTER ONE.
I stepped into the small bathroom me and Noir shared. Reaching into a cupboard, I brought out the orange pill bottle that contained five, sharp razors. I took one out, bringing it close to my thin flesh. I took a clean swipe, and watched the blood rise to the surface. It bubbled up, and up, and up, until finally, it burst. This one was going to be a deep scar… I could already tell. Then the banging on the door started.
"KARKAT! GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT HERE AND CLEAN UP! THE GIRLS COMIN' OVER!"
That meant Bobbi Lynne was coming over. I loved Bobbi. She was so sweet to me. But Noir made me call her 'Miss. Paint', because she was a proper lady. I quickly cleaned up the blood and put a band aid on.
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"Awwww! Kar! Come here and give Momma some sugar, sweets!" I reluctantly hugged the bubbly girl. "Hey Miss Paint…" She sighed as Noir walked in. "There's my Jack-O-Lantern!" She walked over and put her hands on the sides of his face, giving him a quick peck on the lips. I almost vomited. Who could love a man that vile? I secretly thought he was threatening her. "Why hello, my lovely." He said calmly. She bounced on her bright pink heels, and swayed her blonde hair over her shoulder. For a southern girl in her late 30's, she was very pretty. While she was hugging Jack close, he motioned for me to 'Get the fuck out, kid.'
So I did. I went to hang out with Sollux.
I walked out of the building, and whipped out my crappy cracked Iphone 3. Surely enough, the lispy douchelord was online.
- CarcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 2:00 pm ! -
CG: HEY. ASSHOLE. I'M COMING OVER.
TA: 2iince when?
CG: SINCE I INVITED MYSELF FAGTOASTER.
TA: 2ure, fine. Iinviite your2elf two my hou2e anytime.
CG: BUT SERIOUSLY… IS IT OKAY IF I COME OVER MAN?
TA: yeah 2ure ii don't care.
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 2:05 pm ! -
è Be the lispy douchelord.