This is a bit different from what you've been raised on. This is not a normal fairytale...it is way more sinister. Enjoy ^-^
Three greasy brother pigs greedy for money designed a plan to torment a wolf. Now architects, they ran a scheme to bet that one house of theirs could not be blown down by the wolf, great hurricane maker. Conceited godlike wolf cried, "Heaven yes, I'll take thy deed at once! I'll make meals out of you! None can defy me!" Glutted with arrogance and stupidity, the wolf with rounded stomach accepted the pigs scheme.
First brother pig built a house of straw and died while the wolf laughed, picking his teeth of pork with the measly, bloodied, straw.
Second brother, weak in knees, built house of sticks to make the wolf believe he could win. The wolf huffed only once and all the sticks stabbed the second brother. The wolf lapped up the blood and laughed maniacally.
Now third brother built house of brick, complete with chimney and stocked with weapons aplenty. He laughed and smoked a pipe while the wolf grew short of breath. The deaths of his brothers never crossed his mind except for the fact that they made the wolf more crazy than it already was. "Dumb fools" said he, coughing up fumes with opium flavored lips. Third brother had stolen his first brother's straw and second brother's bloodied sticks and placed them in his fireplace. He laughed, hoping his plan would continue to work. Now, the wolf was angry and fatigued to the point where he seemed asthmatic, but he climbed to the top of the brick house, and fell down the chimney. He soon found his rump roasted black and bones broken by the fall of his shaggy body on the second brother's wooden spears and first brother's flammable straw.
The third brother pig hacked up tears and slapped his knee. What a hilarious fool that wolf was! With no guilt or resentment in his mind, the third brother pig ate the wolf along with his brothers who laid in the wolf's stomach, and he won all of their possessions that lay hidden in wolf's den as well.
The End. R/R